Butt Fucking Facts

"I wonder if her ass is right for anal" – Photo Courtesy of Buttman

I’m a Buttman, so it is quite natural that I want to talk about anal sex. Since you are reading this particular blog I will also assume that you’re a fan of anal porn. That is why I am going to take a few minutes and talk about it.

Other than being a Buttman, there is another reason I want to talk about anal sex. I want to tell you a couple things that I have recently learned about the entire act. I ran across a doctor on the internet and she was giving advice to a young woman about anal sex. I wanted to share the summarized version of this conversation and what I learned from it.

The young woman was basically asking the doctor if it was alright if she let her boyfriend fuck her up the ass. Now I was expecting the doctor to tell her no because that is what most doctors will tell you if you ask them the same question. However, the reason she gave for telling her no was one I wasn’t expecting.

The doctor told her that “young” women shouldn’t have anal sex because their anal opening is quite smaller than a man’s cock. Notice how I highlighted “young.” I did that because the doctor says that it is often fine for an older woman to do the sort of things they do on Everything Butt.

What is the difference between a young woman’s asshole and an older woman’s asshole, you ask’ Quite simple. The assholes of older women are most likely stretched out due to childbirth and age. Yes, the buttholes of older women are easier to fuck than the buttholes of younger women.

That was something that I honestly didn’t know about. Just a couple of days ago I wouldn’t have have thought that was the case. I do now, however, thanks to a fine doctor. Let’s give three cheers for medicine!!

Speaking of medicine, or I should say more specifically science, there is another thing I want to share with you. In the next couple of years, anal condoms are going to hit the market. These condoms will hold themselves against the rectal wall. That way, a person who is going to get fucked in the ass doesn’t have to worry if their partner is taking the time to slip on a condom. They will be prepared. It’s kinda of interesting, but I just can’t stop thinking about the suspension system these things have to allow them to cling to the walls of a rectal cavity. Kind of makes me curious.

Well, that does it for me today. I just wanted to share these interesting things I’ve learned about anal sex and butt fucking. It just goes to show you that you learn a little something each and everyday. If you don’t believe that, then you evidently haven’t been following this blog. Now I’m off to go Seymore Butts. If you’ll excuse my little pun. Until next time folks, be safe out there and be careful what you shove up your ass.