Hand Job Angels

‘Always ready to lend a hand’-Photo Courtesy of Fantasy Massage

Today we are going to talk about handjobs. Not just those found on porn sites such as Fantasy Massage either. Know we are going to be talking about a group of volunteers in Taiwan who perform a much needed task. They give handjobs to the disabled. These ladies are called Hand Angels.

I know that many of you may be tempted to laugh at these concept, but let me assure you that I am being genuinely honest here. This group provides handjobs and a whole range of other services to disabled people who can’t masturbate themselves.

There are parameters of the service that volunteers have to observe, however. For instance, they can masturbate the mentally handicapped, only the physically handicapped, and there cant be anything penetrative such as fingering, vaginal or anal sex. So I guess it’s not quite like Fantasy Massage.

Except for the above rules, it’s not just hand jobs either. The volunteers who perform this service can also give their ‘clients’ hugs and kiss them on the face. But who really cares about all that shit. Just skip right to the handies and get them done, will ya’

Now before you guys express shock over this entire practice, let me tell you that it isn’t that unusual. Other countries perform this ‘health care service’. Except most of them don’t do it in exactly this way. For example, in the Netherlands disabled people are given money so that they can hire a prostitute up to 12 times a year. So it’s not that out of the ordinary.

And when you think about it, it’s actually a much needed service. Imagine if you were disabled and were unable to have any form of sexual stimulation. You couldn’t have sex with a woman and you couldn’t masturbate. Wouldn’t you want to have something release the old pressure valve for you’ I think that it would make your life so much better and allow you to deal with all of the other bullshit that comes with your disability. So in my opinion, it is a much needed service that should be adopted in the US.

If it were introduced into the States I would be totally down with it. I would like to receive my Tug Jobs from a nurse however, and not a volunteer. I think it would be fucking awesome and I might have to make a couple of surprise hospital visits if that were ever the case. Especially since one of my biggest fantasies is to have my nurse give me sexual favors when I’m bed ridden. It would make a stay in the hospital so much better.

Well, that does it for me today. Hopefully, you have learned a little bit from today’s blog. I know that I learned something from writing it. And what I learned is quite simple. If I ever become disabled, then I am immediately flying over to Taiwan. Then I can get a hand job from a hot Asian babe with the hands of a goddess.