Is Face Jizz Dangerous?

"She Has Her Cum Shield Ready" – Photo Courtesy of 1000 Facials

It is an indisputable fact that the majority of guys love to give their ladies cum facials. At least, whenever the lady gives them an opportunity to do so. An act which is usually harmless. However, there are instances when 1 out of 1000 Facials can be very dangerous.

Actually, 1 out of 1000 Facials is not dangerous. Actually, very few of them are. In fact, I think that 20,000 to 40,000 women are actually stricken with a condition that makes them allergic to semen. This condition even has a medical name. It is called seminal plasma hypersensitivity. A condition that can have some serious complications for the woman.

This condition is not really a reaction to a guy’s sperm, but more like a reaction to the proteins in a guy’s cum. It can cause a variety of symptoms for the women who have it. Reactions that include swelling, redness, itching, hives and even anaphylactic shock. All of which could be a bummer not only for the guy giving his girl a facial for the first time, but obviously also for the woman.

Now I know that many of you guys are screaming at me right now and telling me that I am ruining their chances of their lady letting them cum all over their face. And to that I have to say chill out. It is very unlikely that a Jizz Bomb to a woman’s face is going to cause any sort of reaction. For those women who have this condition, most of them have reactions to it only when sperm is shot up their vagina and there are very few documented cases of actual dermal reactions. And of these documented skin reactions, few if any have been proven to be fatal. Most of them are just mild irritation.

However, there is a possibility. Although it may be a very remote one. And it is something that every guy needs to be aware of. Of course, your woman shouldn’t use this remote possibility of a reaction as an excuse to get out of a sperm facial. The odds of a bad reaction happening during a facial or cumshot is probably around the probability of getting struck by lightning and maybe as low as the odds of a zombie apocalypse happening.

The only reason I am even mentioning this condition is because there are a variety of television shows which have talked about it. One of the most prominent ones is a little show called ‘Sex Sent Me To The ER.’ If your lady has seen this show she might attempt to use it as an excuse to not give you what you want. Allowing you to cum on her face. If this is the case, then simply tell her that if she doesn’t have a vaginal response to your cum, then she probably wouldn’t have a dermal one either. The means that she can go ahead and let you have the Facial Fest that you really want. Unless, she doesn’t want to do that sort of thing, which if that is the case you can always turn to porn to fulfill your needs.