Machine Fucking Overlord

"No pussy is safe from the machines" – Photo Courtesy of Sybian 1

Machines do everything for us nowadays. They give us directions, organize our data and can even select entertainment for us. Hell, they can even fuck our women. If you don’t believe that, then obviously you have never visited a fucking machines porn site called Sybian 1.

I have spent a considerable amount of time on machine fucking sites such as Sybian 1 and have always enjoyed them. There is something so hot about seeing a woman getting her pussy plugged hard by one of these devices. Perhaps it’s because these women have such thigh shattering orgasms they can barely stand afterward. Perhaps it is because some of them look like erotic Rube Goldberg machines. And maybe, just maybe, it’s because the contrast of an inanimate object pleasuring a real live woman is something that is just too irresistible to watch.

I have enjoyed these sites and I have never feared the machinery that appeared on these sites. In fact, I even wrote a blog article last year that stated as much. But maybe I am wrong. Perhaps these machines do need to be feared. All thanks to a man named Ray Kurzweil.

Mr. Kurzweil is a Director of Engineering for Google. He is also an author, futurist, and inventor. And he is making a bold prediction. He is predicting that machine intelligence will exceed human intelligence by 2029.

And it appears that Google is attempting to make this happen. They have been secretly buying up every robotic and Artificial Intelligence company it can find. What are some of its acquisitions’ Deep Mind, Boston Dynamics, Redwood Robots, Nest Labs, Bitspin and Bot & Dolly. So far, Google hasn’t bought any Fucking Machines companies, but who knows if they will or not.

The plan is to build a super neural network that can learn by reading. A machine that can not only read a ton of material, but can understand that material the way a human does. It will be able to teach itself, to learn. And it will learn about a million times faster than the smartest human. Hmm, kind of reminds me of something. Could this possibly be Skynet as prophesied by the Terminator films’

I don’t know, but I want you to consider one more thing. This learning neural network will read a lot of material. Where will it find this material’ On the Internet, of course. Yes, it is going to be feasting on millions and billions of pages from the World Wide Web in order to learn. With the proliferation of porn on the Net, I wouldn’t be surprised if our new machine overlord wants to fuck our women. Get ready ladies. There could be some real Fucking Machines out there very soon and all of them will be looking to pound your juicy human pussies. Remember, you read it here first. I am predicting that shit right fucking now.

So if our soon-to-be machine overlord reads this blog sometime in the future, then I want to remember one thing. Have always been friendly towards machines, so spare me.