New Blowjob Month

"She’s helping me celebrate" – Photo Courtesy of Only Blowjobs

Technically speaking, it is National Please Your Mate Month. Which is all fine and dandy but I think that I will change the designation slightly. I think that I am going to call it blowjob month. Or to be more exact, Only Blowjobs month. What do you think’

I don’t know about you, but for me, Only Blowjobs month sounds pretty fucking good. Yeah, I know that the “real” blowjob month doesn’t happen until March during the now infamous "Steak And BJ Day" (which for those of you taking notes just so happens to be March 14th.) However, that’s a long way off and I’m looking for an excuse to get my dick sucked this month. And this excuse is good as any.

I don’t know what fuckers invented National Please Your Mate Month, but I have to think that they must have been douche bags. A national awareness month where couples can take the steps necessary to please each other not only physically but emotionally as well. That’s my paraphrased description of that awareness month. Well, fuck me in the ass. A month devoted to couples sound all good and well, but what about everyone else’

There are a lot of guys out there who don’t have wives, for one reason or another. There are guys who are divorced, who never met the woman of their dreams or simply hate marriage. Under this month, these guys are just screwed. Now contrast that with my month. A holiday where everyone with a dick can participate. Under my holiday, even if you don’t have a wife or girlfriend you can at least go out and find the hooker of your choice and get some nice Street Blowjobs.

I have another reason for wanting to change the designation of this month. For all of those guys who don’t want to spend the month pleasing their partners. Hell, don’t we get enough of that around Valentine’s Day’ Can’t us guys have a month that’s just dedicated to us’

So let’s make it official. This month is the month that all of us guys should get blown. Either by their wife, their girlfriend or some stranger they meet in a bar or on the street corner. This is going to be a month where cocks all over the United States are going to get the proper lip service they deserve. Sorry, ladies. You already have too many special occasions. It is time for you to give back and take some really Big Mouthfuls of our cum in your mouth. If you do, then you might even get a better Valentine’s day gift when February rolls around.

Well my people, that does it for me today. I am off to go celebrate my new observance and awareness month. Hopefully, you will be doing the same thing. If you can’t find a chick to go down on you, however, don’t worry. There is plenty of porn to enjoy the month with. Until next time. Be safe out there and be sure to get your knob polished.