Drunk Party Girls

"Trust me, drunk strippers are the way to go" – Photo Courtesy of In The VIP

Most people don’t consider having sex with a hot babe to be a situation that results in bodily harm. But when drunken party girls are involved, anything is possible, especially when you interrupt the action. Today, we are going to be talking about how drunk sex can be hazardous to your health.

I was surfing the internet today and I found an article about a bartender in Glen Falls, New York who got in a bit of trouble because of some drunken couple. As he was doing his job pouring drinks, he saw this guy getting some pussy from some drunk bitch. The guy was really pounding this drunk chick hard, a chick her just met 5 minutes beforehand, and was having a good fucking time. Since public sex in the bar isn’t allowed, the bartender decided to intervene. This is when all hell broke loose.

Since customers can’t be fucking drunk whores in the bar, he decided to call the police. Things looked to be resolved when the police arrived and escorted the guy out for public indecency. But something horrible happened. As the guy was being walked out, he managed to bite the bartender. Not only did he bit him, but he bit his finger completely off. Right through the bone and all. The bartender then had to be rushed to the hospital to have his finger reattached.

This situation isn’t the first time that chaos has erupted from mixing drunken party girls and public sex. Sure, porn sites such as Party Hardcore make the situation look glamorous. On this site, you see drunk girls sucking off the cocks of strips, engaging in some really nice pussy eating and even fucking complete strangers. It looks like good clean fun, and it is until someone gets their finger bit off. I just wonder if there were any incidents while they were filming the content for this site.

This is an important lesson for everybody out there. Especially the guys who are going on spring break. I know that sites like Spring Break Party Girls might make it seem like drunk girls, especially drunk teen girls, are a whole lot of fun. After all, you watch the drunk teen whores on this site and think how fucking great it would be. These chicks are flashing their high tits, and getting really nasty in public. But these drunk whores are time-bombs. Something is going to happen. Sometime.

If I wanted to get a little drunk pussy, I think that I would confine my efforts to strippers In The VIP room of my local strip club. Sure, I know that many of these strippers are crazy as hell, but there is a little bit of an assurance of safety. One, you are alone with the stripper and not with other potentially drunk crazy assholes. And if she starts going crazy on your ass, the bouncers are there to jump in and save your ass. Remember folks, drunk girls may be hazardous to your health, so drunk strippers is the next best thing.