Wank Out 2012

"Oh Captain! My Captain! Lead the Way" – Photo Courtesy fo Penthouse

It appears that the GOP has started a war with the worst group of people to start a war with, angry porn stars. Yes, ever since Rick Santorum has railed against the porn industry, porn stars all across the country are up in arms. Led by Chastity Lynn and Chanel Preston, leaders of Wank Out 2012.

In case you haven’t kept up to date with the news, let me fill you in on what started this ruckus. In March, Rick Santorum declared a holy war on porn. The first shot was fired from his website, where he said that porn is a pandemic that is undermining American values. He also stated that porn is toxic to conservative families and should be opposed at all cost. What really set things off, however, was the statement where he said that porn is misogynous and contributes to violence against women. I am paraphrasing a little bit, but the essence of what he said is right on his website printed out for all the world.

While all of these statements are unsupported by real scientific research, it does show how much of an agenda Rick Santorum has against the porn industry. And porn stars such as Chanel Preston and Chastity Lynn aren’t going to lie on their backs and take it.

They are calling for a national “Wank Out” on May 1^st 2012. During this “Wank Out”, they want all porn fans to open their favorite porn sites and let loose. Yes, find the porn that really makes you happy and stroke your cock or finger your pussy to it all day long. Chastity Lynn said that all porn fans and members of the adult industry can enfranchise themselves through the power of incessant jerking off. Great fucking idea, girls!

If you aren’t familiar with the two ladies leading the charge to defend all of our rights to porn, then let me take a moment to introduce them. Chastity Lynn was born August 10, 1987 and is a 5’7” blonde with blue eyes and a 34B-23-34 body. She has starred in numerous porn movies and on numerous porn sites, but she is probably most well known for her work on Anal Acrobats. Watching this babe bend over and getting her ass plowed is one of my favorite memories in my spank bank.

Chanel Preston was born December 1, 1985 and grew up in Alaska. She stands 5’8” tall and has brown hair and big beautiful brown eyes. She also has an incredible 32D-28-30 body and an appetite for sex that just can’t be quenched. She has starred in a ton of movies and on a lot of different porn sites, but my favorite scenes of hers are on Penthouse and Naughty Office. I have unleashed so much seed watching her sucking big cocks, getting fucked in hardcore threesome and getting her pussy stretched, I am surprised I didn’t die of dehydration.

So set your calendars folks and bookmark the porn sites of these two hot porn stars. Chastity Lynn and Chanel Preston are leading the way, and I would follow their sweet asses just about anywhere. Only by standing together and spanking together can we stop the war on porn. Who’s with me’