Blowjob Disparity

‘I’ll eat her pussy after my blowjob’-Photo Courtesy of Big Gulp Girls

There seems to be some oral sex disparity between men and women. According to a recent study I just read, men are much more likely to get a blowjob then a women is to get her pussy licked. Which means guys encounter more Big Gulp Girls than women encounter pussy lickers, or something else is going on.

Okay, I think that I can probably rule out that guys are running into more Big Gulp Girls than women are running into carpet munchers. I just don’t think that is the case. I think there are plenty of men out there willing to go down on a woman. Probably as many as there are women ready to suck on a guy’s big fat cock. I think something else is going on.

And it’s not because guys are selfish fucking pricks, as some women’s magazines will have you believe. If you read that glossy trash, then you might think that guys are only interested in getting blown and not in reciprocating. Which I take great offense to reading. I always take the time to make sure my woman cums first. It’s what a fucking gentleman does. Ladies always cum first should be the basic rule.

According to the study that I read, men and women in their 30s have the worst disparity as it pertains to oral sex than any other group. Almost 80% of the men surveyed said they got their dick sucked in the past year, but only about 59% of women said they got their clits licked. That’s a pretty big difference, so let’s try to sort it out.

Well like I said, I don’t think that its because guys have an aversion to eating pussy. Sure, there might be some guys who wont do it’the guys who don’t eat anything that can’t be thrown in a frying pan’but I think the majority of heterosexual men have no problem with it. So what else could it be’

I don’t know off hand, but I think a part of the problem is that men are more willing to ask for a blowjob than a woman is too ask for a clam licking. Us guys have no problem asking a woman if she’ll suck us off. Women on the other hand tend to be a little shy about asking for oral sex.

Something else to think about is that women are quick to suck our dicks because they want to make sure that we are as hard as possible. After all, the harder our dicks are the more pleasure she is likely to get out of it, so that’s another possible reason.

Then again, maybe I’m completely wrong. Maybe there are a huge group of selfish guys out there who are making the rest of us look bad by not going down on their beautiful and sexy women. If that is indeed the case, then women should stop taking Big Mouthfuls of these guys cocks and start demanding some head. I know I would.