Happy New Year Porn

‘Taylor Vixen’s Tits Bring in 2018’ – Photo Courtesy of Twistys

One of the shittiest years in recent recollection, 2017, is coming to a close. It’s now time to think ahead to 2018 and all of the porn it’s going to deliver. And let’s start this discussion with a site called Twistys‘after all, it’s where I often find the hottest girls in porn.

I don’t know how 2017 went for you but for me, it was a disaster’sometimes literally. With all of the shootings, hurricanes and other assorted nasty events, it’s no wonder that I now spend a significant portion of my time locked in my basement with a box of tissues, some lavender scented hand cr’me and Twistys pulled up on my computer. Hey, I figure it this way. It’s either cry, get pissed off or bust a nut. I think that I’d prefer the latter.

Another thing that pissed me off this year was all of the celebrity deaths. Man, we lost a lot of good fucking people this year. Tom Petty, Lola Albright, Martin Landau, John Hillerman, Robert Guillaume, Adam West, Bill Paxton, Hugh Hefner, Chris Cornell and Fats Domino. Wow, as I’m going through the list I can’t help but think just how shitty this year actually was.

And that’s why I’m now going to spend the remainder of the year doing two things: drinking and watching porn. Which is why I’m spending a lot of time on this site’because they happen to have some of the loveliest ladies I’ve ever seen.

What kind of girls can be found on this site’ All kinds of lovely ladies. The most viewed women on this site for 2017 include Darcie Dolce, Kimmy Granger, August Ames, Riley Reid, Blake Eden and Elsa Jean. The top-rate babes that are currently fucking and sucking their asses off include Jill Kassidy, Megan Sage, Steph Brooks, Piper Perri, Carter Cruise and Ashley Adams.

Of course, there is also the sexy and luscious Taylor Vixen’a babe that I would really like to make my baby-mamma. This chick really knows how to usher in a whole new fucking year. However, before we take a few moments to talk about how bad-ass she fucks, let’s take a few moments to learn a little bit about her.

Taylor Vixen was born on October 25, 1983 in Dallas, Texas. At the age of 25, she saw the 2008 Pet of the Year and decided to become an adult performer. At first, she just took pictures of her hot ass body and sent them to various magazines and then a little later she decided to hire an agent.

She’s since won a variety of different awards including being named the 40th Anniversary Penthouse Pet of the Month, 2010 Penthouse Pet of the Year and Twistys Treat of the Year 2012. She’s also been on several Hustler covers including the August 2009 and the Best of Hustler September 2009 issue.

I know, I know. That’s in the past, so you’re probably wondering what’s she’s done lately. She’s only putting on the show of her life on sites such as Twistys. Currently, she stands 5’2″ tall, weighs around 120-pounds and has an amazing’and I do mean amazing’36DD-25-36 body. So check her out because as of the writing of this article, she has almost 60 videos and picture sets on Twistys. More than enough to give you a very Happy New Year.

Okay, Folks. That does it for me today and for this year. I hope you and your family have a very Happy 2018. Won’t you please come back and join me for some more porn blogs’ Great, I’ll see you then.