Spotting Real Tits

"Real tits or fake. You decide" – Photo Courtesy of Scoreland

After a fateful trip to Scoreland today, I started thinking a lot about big tits. I started thinking that plastic surgery has come a long way and  it’s making it hard for guys to differentiate between big real tits and big fake tits. So I’m going to tell you how to tell the difference.

When I’m in the mood for big natural tits I like to visit Scoreland because I know that 90% of those babes have big natural tits. Okay, there are a few that have big tits, but by and large these ladies have natural hooters.

Other sites can’t really say that and that gives a lot of guys some trouble. So I decided to pull together a list that will help you spot big natural boobs from big fake boobs. Of course, some of these tips for spotting fake titties won’t help you with online porn; That’s because you have to see the tits in person, but most of them will. Without further adieu, let’s get this bitch rolling.

One of the biggest ways to spot fake tits is to look for scars. In the old days, scars from breast enlargement surgery left pretty obvious scars that you could see as soon as the chick took off her bra. Nowadays, the scars are usually pretty well hidden. That means you are going to have to look for them underneath the boob or around the armpit area.

Another way to spot fake tits versus real tits is if they look like honeydew melons. What I mean by that is that they are too round. You see, natural boobs have an almost tear-drop shape to them. Like oversized flower buds. Fake tits are often unusually round. That’s a dead giveaway.

The third way to tell if a chick has real boobs is too check the spacing between them. Natural tits always have a two to three inch space between them. Fake tits are often built so that they are touching each other. This is really easy to see in women with tits that are much bigger than a D Cup.

The fourth way to tell a fake set of boobs from a real set of boobs is to see how high they sit. Natural tits sit lower than fake tits. Fake tits are usually really high up. Be careful here however, because some bras also accomplish this very effect with natural boobs.

There is one final way to check tits to see if they are real, but for this one you have to be in really close proximity. I mean you have to be able to put your head on them. If you can do this, and the room is fairly silent, then try putting your ear against them and giving them a shake. Why do this’ Because sometimes when a woman gets a saline implant the doctor doesn’t fill them up all the way and there is a bubble of air trapped in them. Therefore when you shake them they make a sloshing sound.

If a woman can pass these tests, then she most likely has natural tits. For me however, it really doesn’t matter if a woman has fake tits or real tits because I will always tell them I Love Your Tits. Because if you don’t, you probably won’t get laid.