"Hush. I’m Staring At Boobs" – Photo Courtesy of Big Naturals
I realized something today. I am a huge fan of Big Naturals, but I really don’t know a lot about boobs. At least, not as much as I thought I knew. Boobs are amazing and I’m going to prove it by telling you what you don’t know about them.
That’s right. Today I am going to be giving you some real facts about boobs. Let’s dive right in. I bet that you didn’t know that the first bra was made in the 7th century. Of course, I am pretty sure that those bras weren’t near as sexy as some of the bras manufactured today.
We all know that Big Naturals don’t grow on trees, but I bet that you don’t know what the biggest natural boobs on the planet are or who has them. Well, according to the Guinness Book Of World Records, Annie Hawkins-Turner has the biggest natural boobs on the planet. Her tits measure 70 inches ( that’s 5′ 10′!!) and she has a bra size of 102ZZZ. Her tits are so big they weigh a total of 85 pounds combined. That’s a lot of natural boobs.
The biggest fake boobs belong to a pornstar called Chelsea Charms. This 37 year old has a bra size of 164XXX and her tits weigh a total of 50 pounds combined. That my friends is a lot of fake titties.
Many people think that American women have the biggest breasts in the world. I’m sorry to say, that is simply not the case. In fact, British women have the biggest breasts in the world. Don’t believe me’ Lets take a look at some facts. The average American cup size is a 36C. The average British cup size is 36D. The average bra size in both countries was a 34B, just a few years ago. It took five years for the American bra size to jump up a full cup size, but only took three years for the British bra size to jump up two full cup sizes. That is probably due to weight gain, but no matter how you slice it that is a lot of Downblouse Loving.
Here is another fun fact about boobs. While most breast implants are now saline, or less commonly silicon, there was a time when other things were injected into boobs to make them bigger. Back at the turn of the twentieth century, there were a lot of strange things injected into boobs to make them bigger. Goats milk, wax and ox cartilage were all used for breast enhancement. However, these usually didn’t turn out very well.
Before I leave, I want to leave you with one more fun fact about boobs. It concerns how they effect men. A little while ago, I wrote an article that told you all that men can increase their longevity by staring at boobs. What I didn’t mention, however, is that after a man stares at boobs, his cognitive abilities diminish. He will lose concentration and problem solving ablities if he stares at boobs before a big test, for instance. I guess that is why I’m so flighty. I spend all day looking at Busty Ones.
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