Big Cocks Rise

"Did Your Doctor Give You That Cock’" – Photo Courtesy of Monsters Of Cock

It appears that men all over the world are looking to increase the size and girth of their cocks. New data suggests that men all over the world want big cocks and are willing to do just about anything to achieve that goal, including surgery. Here’s to the future Monsters Of Cock inductees.

Guys wanting big cocks is nothing new. Ever since man saw that some guy’s junk were slightly larger than theirs, men have attempted to increase their penis size. Using a variety of different methods, men have tried to pull, squeeze and suction their cocks to ever larger sizes. It has been an ever rising trend over the last few thousand years.

Modern times, however, have shown an even faster increase in the number of men who have wanted to increase their penis size. This is probably due to porn sites such as Pornstars Like It Big. These sites glorify huge throbbing cocks that women have a difficult time shoving into their tight love boxes. But men aren’t willing to just watch big cocks go to work anymore, they want their own.

This is supported by new statistics that have just been released by the International Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery. According to this institution, thousands of penis enlargement procedures were performed worldwide. Greek men got the most penis enlargements, with almost 600 procedures performed, but American men aren’t too far behind with a total of about 250 total penis enlargement procedures performed. From there, the numbers fall off a little bit according to nationality. For instance, only 17 Canadian men opted to get a penis enlargement.

Now that I mentioned penis enlargements, I know that a lot of you guys are going to be wondering what is involved in this particular procedure. So let me fill you in on what is involved in penis enlargement surgery.

There are two medically acceptable procedures for penis enlargements. The first one involves having the ligament that holds the man’s dick to his pelvic bone partially cut. This makes the penis hang lower and gives the illusion of a bigger cock. Of course, if the doctor cuts this ligament too much, then there is a chance the cock will hang at an angle that is ill suited for sex. Meaning, the guy won’t be able to efficiently use his cock. The second procedure seems a little gruesome to me. It involves taking the fat from a cadaver and injecting it into the man’s dick to increase girth. First of all, yuck. Second of all, does that even sound like a good idea’ I guess it does if your looking for a zombie cock.

I guess penis enlargement surgery is a viable option for those who feel like nature should have given them a bigger dick. That’s fine. I mean, if you have the time, inclination and the money to have it done, then more power to you. It’s just not for me. Especially since the average penis enlargement procedure costs about $10,000 US dollars. That’s a lot of fucking cash for the hope of giving your girlfriend Her First Big Cock. But, like I said, to each their own.