The Best Breast

‘I need to hire these tits’I mean maid’-Photo Courtesy of Busty Beauties

I am going to make a bold statement. I am going to say that breasts are the best. Yeah, that’s right I just said it. I love Busty Beauties and could probably spend all day playing with big knockers or watching big bouncing boobs bob up and down on the Internet. But why do I love big tits, you ask’ Well, let me tell you why.

The first reason that I love Busty Beauties and their big knockers is because they make me hard. Yes, just good old fashioned biology guys. Whenever I look at a pair of tits, all the blood rushes into my cock. And that is the number one reason why I love them.

Of course, from a human biological standpoint that is pretty damn weird. After all, we are one of the only mammals who are so obsessed with breasts. We are also the only mammal that loves to play with breasts. None of the primates do it and no other mammal plays or orally stimulates the female breast. Which just so happens to bring me to the second reason I love tits.

I love to play with them. I love to squeeze them, I love to suck on them and I love to fuck them. If you aren’t playing with tits, or sucking them or fucking them, then I truly feel sorry for you because it is the best thing in the fucking world.

However, it is also weird from the females standpoint. No other female mammal derives pleasure from having their nipples touched, yet 82 percent of women have said that it enhances their sexual arousal and almost 60 percent said they have explicitly asked to have their nipples touched in some way.

Another thing that I like about breasts is how they bounce. There is just something so appealing about those big, mountainous orbs of flesh bobbing up and down. Oh man, just thinking about bouncing Big Naturals is making me fucking hot.

However, judging strictly from a biological standpoint, this male obsession with breasts makes no sense. The main purpose of getting sexually aroused is to impregnate as many women, regardless of whether they are stacked or not. So why does breasts make us guys so hot’ Does anybody know’

Well some scientists have postulated that it is because humans have evolved to fuck missionary style, so their visual clues had to change from primates. You see, female primates swing their big asses around to signal to males they are ready to mate. Human females swing their big tits. It is just a mimic of the primates but swinging strategy.

Of course, I don’t care about all of this scientific mumbo jumbo. The only thing I care about is getting my daily dose of massive mammaries, big busoms, dandy D-cups and tantalizing titties. That is what makes me happy, and if you guys are anything like me, then it makes you extremely happy as well. Until next time, be safe out there and enjoy some big ass titties.