Perfect Boob Uses

"I’m taking shade under those perfect tits" – Photo Courtesy of Pinup Files

I’m going to make a bold statement today. I am going to say that big tits are perfect. Perfect for everything that you can imagine. Yes, the big bouncing bags of fun you can find on sites such as the Pinup Files are useful for all situations; both sexual and non-sexual.

I can already see that you don’t believe me. I know that you are probably wondering how perfect tits are useful. Well, it’s quite easy folks. If you put everything into perspective. When you do, then you will not only be looking at the Pinup Files as a boob site, but will also look at it as something that can improve your life.

The one thing that tits are perfect for is its use as a substitute pillow. Yes, those big bouncing juggs your wife or girlfriend is sporting is perfect for a makeshift pillow. One that travels with you. It doesn’t matter if you are in an airport, crowded restaurant or in a car. If you can pull up a handful of boobs to your head, then you can immediately have a relaxing nap.

The next thing that boobs are made for is as a survival device. If you are ever caught in the wilderness and are at risk of losing your fingers due to frostbite, then all you have to do is pop them under the nearest pair of tits and before you know it, they will be toasty warm. Of course, you also have to be careful where you do this trick. If you just drove through a blizzard and your hands are frozen, then you probably don’t want to pop them under the Big Tits At Work. Not unless you ask the chick first.

Another thing that perfect boobs are made for is as a distraction from your bullshit life. Yes, I do think that boobs are the perfect antidepressant. Think about it. Now matter how shitty you feel or how bad your day is going, once you see a pair of glorious tits, then your day just improved by a factor of ten. I know a nice set of juggs has helped me through countless days.

Tits are also the perfect place to shoot your cum after you have busted a nut. Hell, you don’t want all that jizz all over you, so why not shoot them on your girlfriends tits. Not only will it keep you clean, but it will also most likely help you fulfill a porn fantasy.

Perfect tits are also great as an entertainment device. I always said that tits are like an activity center for grown ass men. You can squeeze them, twist them and flick the nipples. There is no better way to spend a boring rainy afternoon than playing with a nice set of tits. Trust me.

Of course, there are a lot more things to do with perfect tits. I guess if you want to get more ideas, then you are just going to have to go to Scoreland. I’m sure that site will give you plenty of ideas.