White House Porn Parody

‘I knew that’s how the President rolled’ – Photo Courtesy of Hustler Parodies

I learned something very interesting today. I learned that there appears to be some kind of correlation between politics and fucking. While I thought there might be’thanks to viewing of White House Orgy on Hustler Parodies ‘ I didn’t have proof until I saw a study that said there was indeed a link between sex and politics.

It would appear that people who get all riled up by their politics have 13 percent more orgasms. This was true regardless of political affiliation. Yes, that means that your crazy uncle with the tin foil hat, that claims to know all about the Illuminati takeover of the U.S government, probably has more orgasms than you do. Okay, I’ll just let that simmer in your brain for a second. Good to go’ Great, let’s move on.

This is based on a survey done by a popular match making service. A survey which also unveils a few more surprising facts about politics and sex. For instance, the survey found that Trump supporters were almost 100 percent more likely to film themselves fucking. They also had a 54 percent chance of having more than five fucking exes. Clinton supporters were 102 percent more likely to lie about their number of sex partners and were over 2,000 percent more likely to expect sexual contact on a first date. Hmm, I guess if you’re looking to get laid, then it’s probably a good idea to find a woman who’s going to vote for Hillary.

These aren’t the only statistics that this survey’which polled approximately fifty-five hundred single people between the ages of 18 and 70 in 2015. No, this survey pulled up all kinds of information. Important things like discussing whether Rubio is more kissable than Biden (which he is, 24 percent to 22 percent). It also revealed that Libertarians are 110 percent more likely to have a threesome, are 80 percent more likely to drunk dial an ex and are 57 percent more likely to pursue an open relationship.

This fucking survey also gives some surprising statistics about getting a second date. For instance, those who order sushi have a 170 percent chance of getting a second date. However, those who choose to skip dinner and/or drinks, are 107 percent less likely to get a second date.

And those stats are only the tip of the proverbial iceberg. This survey has all kinds of facts and figures illustrating the sexual differences between Republicans and Democrats and millennials and boomers. It’s chocked full of all kinds of stats. However, it was missing the one set of stats I was looking for. Which was how likely is someone to fuck the President of the United States.

You know that if you are the leader of the free world, then you’d probably have a pretty good chance of getting your presidential pole waxed on a regular basis. There has to be millions of women who are willing to service that cock. Too bad it’s not covered. I guess that I am just going to have to go back to Hustler Parodies and check out their White House porn again to get my answer.