Porn Wars

‘The Force Is Strong With This Slut’-Photo Courtesy Of Private

Everyone knew before the latest Stars Wars movie came out that it would be a gigantic hit. You really didn’t need a crystal ball to see that shit coming. However, what I wasn’t expecting was the fact that a parody would already be made; One brought to us by Private and aptly named Porn Wars.

Before I go on to talk about Porn Wars, I would like to take a few moments to talk about the network it came from. Private is a porn network that has been slowly building steam over the last few years. They have done this by releasing a diverse collection of pornographic sites that cover a number of different genres. While they’ve been putting out some good content for awhile now, it really kind of caught me by surprise. I didn’t realize just how good their content was until I joined their network. And man, let me tell you I was surprised. It’s damn good.

I was also pretty surprised when I found their Porn Wars series. A series that is evidently a parody of the Star Wars franchise. Except it has a lot of fucking, cock sucking and lesbianism in it. You know, all of the good stuff you wished were in mainstream movies. Especially one in the sci fi genre.

This trilogy of porn movies chronicles the war between the Seth and Jodi armies. The Jodi warriors are of course, the good guys…um, I mean good girls, and they must defeat the evil’but still very fuckable’Seths. And how do they do it’ With the force and their supple bodies, of course!

While some people really don’t like parodies, I found this one to be a lot of fun to watch. It actually has a decent amount of production value’complete with costumes, props and even special effects. And while the acting is about par for any porn flick, it still tells a pretty good story.

What really blows me away is how erotic the action was, however. This trilogy had some very hot female porn stars in it and they did a marvelous fucking job (or should I say, job fucking). Some of the babes that you’ll find in these three movies include Sandra Parker, Mya Diamond, Liz Honey,Tera Bond, Claudia Ferrari, Vanessa Hill, Barbara Summer and Sabrina Rose. Quite a collection of hot mattress actresses for a set of movies that’s bound to be a fucking classic.

If you have seen the latest Star Wars movie’or even if you haven’t’then you might want to check out this porn parody. It has all of the fun of Sci-Fi and all of the action of a porno. In my humble opinion, it’s the perfect synthesis of the two. And I am a guy who watched all of the Star Trek Parodies on Hustler’s Parodies. Just go check it out for yourself. Don’t try to check it out’there is no try only do. Lots of porn fun you will have. Okay, I’m done quoting Yoda. I’m out.