Blowjob Ninjas

No, no throwing stars here.

Blowjob Ninjas, eh’ Sounds great!

Yeah, ninjas are cool. With their stealthy approach to murder, smart outfits and great array of weaponry, this is bound to be a really cool website that should be unlike anything else that’s out there! Yeah!

No.

There isn’t a trace of ninja here. Not a jot. No shuriken. No headbands. No cool slow-mo fights. Nothing. So why’s it called Blowjob Ninjas then’ I’ll be damned if I know. I was really disappointed, I must say.

I mean, it’s not even Oriental in nature. Some of the girls are Asian in origin, but there are Latinas, white girls, black girls – the lot. Even the bloody logo doesn’t even try to create anything even remotely ninja-related.

What a damn letdown. Yeah, it has blowjobs. But I can see them anywhere! I want porn ninjas dammit!