Thanks To Cocksuckers

"Her dick sucker is a lifesaver" – Photo Courtesy of Big Mouthfuls

How much time and energy do us guys spend trying to find cock sucking sluts who are willing to take Big Mouthfuls of our cum into their mouths’ Quite a bit I imagine. If there is one thing that us guys are always in search for its a nice blow job.

If science could somehow bottle all of that effort and turn it into energy, then the world’s energy problems could probably be solved overnight. I estimate that us guys spend about 40 percent of our time and energy trying to give hot girls the Big Mouthfuls they deserve, or we believe they deserve.

This is something that women know very well and they use it to their advantage. Younger women will often pass out blow jobs just to get their way. That is a fact. Some of them are even willing to give their guys a seemingly endless supply of blow jobs while they are dating. Then when they get what they want, in this case a ring on their finger, then the blow jobs become as rare as a copy of Catcher in the Rye at a book burning festival.

That’s because most women really don’t like giving head. I’m sorry to break it to you, but cock sucking sluts are as elusive as a Bigfoot in Manhattan. .Sure, there are some ladies who love sucking dick, but they are few and far between. And finding a chick that likes getting Throated is even rarer than that. It sure is a sad state of affairs.

While it might not be possible to get a blow job on a regular basis, there is hope. Porn has somehow managed to assemble the biggest collection of cock sucking sluts in the world. Thousands, if not tens of thousands of women are waiting to show you just how well they can handle a rod. These are girls who not only will suck a dick, but will also deep throat it and even swallow the cum or let it get splashed all over their faces. This is something that just can’t be found, at least not on a regular basis, in the real world.

Thanks goodness we have these cock sucking whores to keep us happy. Without them and their enormous contributions to society, then all of that bottled up sexual energy that men have bottled up might cause a chain reaction that could end the world. Sort of like a nuclear bomb going off, except the fallout would be cum and not radiation.

These dick sucking whores also keep us from resorting to desperate measures. Like having trying to hook up a vacuum cleaner to our dicks or trying our luck out at that Glory Hole in the men’s bathroom at that seedy rest station located off some deserted highway.

I guess we all have to thank these cocksuckers. Send them a card or a bouquet of flowers. Even better, visit one of the sites where these cocksuckers frequent and show them how much you appreciate their work ethic by becoming a member.