Teacher Twerks For Cash

"Twerking for cash is no humbug" – Photo Courtesy of Pawg

Twerking is a phenomenon all over the world. It seems like women just can’t help dropping it like it’s hot , or whatever people say nowadays. Including a bubble butt teacher, who is hot enough to have her ass on Pawg, that went from attending class to presiding over her own empire.

Yes, that is what I said. A twenty-two year old teacher has not only become an Internet sensation by twerking but also claims to make over a million dollars a year. Only in America can a woman go from making around $15K a year to making millions because she knows how to shake her ass for the camera.

I personally don’t understand it myself. All she is really doing is shaking her booty. Something that women are doing in bars and clubs across the world. It isn’t like she is putting in the hard work like the big butt girls on Pawg. I think those chicks earn their cash. This teacher, not so much.

Don’t get me wrong. I have nothing personal against this twerky teacher. If she’s making the cabbage, then I say more power to her. I just don’t understand how it transformed her into such a media sensation. It isn’t like she is showing us her nude ass.

I guess my father was right. He once told me that a person could make money doing anything. If they were good enough. And this case really proves his point well. This chick’s behind is earning her a bunch of money.

You know, since this babe is making a living shaking her booty, then you know the Internet is now going to be saturated with women all wanting to do the same thing. Yeah, I predict that there is going to be an Ass Parade all over the Web by this time next week.

Now I know that some of you may be wondering how she makes money doing this. Well, it’s really quite easy. She was doing this in her spare time when she was discovered by some advertisers. Advertisers who now pay her to mention their product during her butt bumping videos.

Another thing that you might be wondering is how can you find these hot, twerking teacher vids. Well, the babe’s name is Jessica Vanessa and she can be found on Vine. Of course, once you look at these videos you will realize that they aren’t that hot. Sure, she’s a twenty-something year old babe shaking her ass, and she is cute and all, it’s just not my preferred big butt entertainment. If I am going to watch a big butt chick shaking her ass, then I would rather it be one of the girls from Bootylicious Mag. At least I know that these chicks are not only going to be shaking their NUDE butt on camera, but are also more than likely doing all kinds of nasty things while they are doing it. That’s my idea of a good time folks.