Porn Nostalgia

‘A Cum Blast From The Past’ – Photo Courtesy of Private Classics

Sometimes I get so involved in modern porn, that I forget that there is a virtual treasure trove of classic porn on sites like Private Classics. Fortunately today, I have rediscovered this type of porn again. Especially the porn from the 70s and 80s. That shit is off the fucking hook.

What makes classic porn like Private Classics so fucking hot, you ask’ Well, I can’t believe you asked that question. There are just about a dozen reasons why its so fucking great. I’ll count off a few for you. One, the cocks were normal size and usually weren’t the giant mutations they are today. Two, the girls had pubic hair. And three, the movies had a kind of rawness to them that kind of made them more like amateur porn than mainstream porn, which it was in many cases.

Now, don’t get me wrong. I have nothing against modern porn. In fact, I watch it every fucking day’its to me what spinach is to Popeye. However, there are times when you want something a little different. That is when you fire up your computer and check out some classic porn.

Usually, I go from stuff from the 1970s and 1980s but you don’t have to limit yourself in that way. You can find porn that handles just about any decade. You can watch girls fucking from the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s and 2000s. Private has a collection that goes back over 50 years.

For me, it just seems like porn made in the 70s and 80s have a special quality to them. Sure, the clothes situations might be a little dated but it is dated in a good way and not a grotesque one. It’s a form of nostalgia’except its a nostalgia that one can jerk off to.

I noticed that nowadays a lot of people are collection things such as old record players, 8-track taped and VCRs. Suddenly, that stuff has all become cool again. If you don’t believe me, then ask a hipster. They love the shit. Which I completely understand. This stuff is like classic porn to me. It’s weird, different and kind of cool at the same time.

That’s a good reason to join a site like Private Classics. If your hipster friends are all about collecting junk music and video players, then you can show them up by collecting vintage porn. Which was the coolest part about those decades’believe me. Sure, shows like Stranger Things make the 80s look cool, but in reality they weren’t all that great, except for the porn. That was awesome.

Well, I’m off. I guess I will talk to you guys a little bit later when I have another awesome porn article for you to read. Until we meet again, enjoy the new wave of nostalgia that’s sweeping the country and enjoy some classic porn. I know that’s what I’m going to do. I’m going to rock my vintage porno collection like it is 1999.