Katie Or Katee?

Didn’t she used to be hot’

This story is another sad story of a sad celebrity.

We’ve been down this bloody route before. First it was Mariah Carey, after someone told her that there was a pornstar called Mary Carey – even though she had been performing with that name for years.

And now it’s Katie Holmes, surely destined for some semblance of an interesting acting career before Tom Cruise and his fruity little club called Scientology grabbed hold of her, never to let go apparently.

I predict we’ll be seeing a lot more cases like this in the near future though. Although in the past pornstars such as Dru Berrymore and Cindy Crawford have gotten away relatively unscathed with their celebrity-similar monikers, I don’t think this will be repeated in the future.

But the concept of this upcoming porn ‘event’ where a girl will apparently lose her virginity is equally as interesting to me. As long as they can turn up some cast iron evidence that Katee Holmes is indeed what she says she is, then it will immediately hold more interest than the likes of Virgin Films. Which isn’t too difficult, ultimately.