Pumped Pussy Evolution

"Fill it up to 80 PSI please" – Photo Courtesy of Wet and Puffy

There have been a ton of pussy innovations over the last forty years or so. In the beginning, all the pussy in the world seemed to be hairy. Then ladies started shaving their twats. After that came the cameltoe and now we are in what I like to call the Wet And Puffy stage of porn.

Yes, pussy is evolving and it’s evolving at a rapid pace. Which is both good and bad, I suppose. After all, hairy pussy wasn’t all that bad to begin with. I like a nice rug to munch on occasionally. I think it’s pretty fucking sexy. But then again, I don’t have anything against a shaved pussy either. Although, sometimes it does remind me of kissing a tuna or something. Sorry, shaved pussies are nice to watch fucked, but sometimes they just aren’t right for cunnilingus.

When cameltoes first came out as a viable porn choice I wasn’t quite sure about them. At first, I didn’t really get the appeal. I just saw it as chicks flossing their pussies with their panties. But then I started to really get it. I guess it just had to sink in or I just wasn’t checking out the right cameltoe porn sites. Either way, when it hit me it hit me like a ton of bricks and I’ll never turn back.

Which brings me back to Wet and Puffy pussy. At first, I didn’t get it. In fact, I was quite alarmed. Some of these girls twats looked like something I’d sit in to watch a hockey game. But after this initial shock subsided, I’ve started to get on board. Actually, to be honest, I’ve become obsessed with them lately. They bring up all kinds of sexual possibilities.

For example, I really wonder what it would be like to go down on one of these pumped up pussies. How would it feel against my tongue’ Would it be erotic or would it be like licking a balloon’ These are all questions that deserve to be answered. Unfortunately, I’ve yet to answer them.

I haven’t found a woman that was willing to pump up their pussy and give themselves Mega Pussy Lips. If you ask a woman, which I have, to try to pump up her pussy then she looks at you like you got two fucking heads. I’ve been with the same woman over twenty years and she wouldn’t do it for me, so I know someone I was just dating wouldn’t. It really is a shame because puffy pussy porn doesn’t answer all my questions.

Oh well, it looks like I won’t be getting any Mega Pussy Lips anytime soon to play with. I guess that I am just going to have to satisfy my curiosity, and sexual desires, by checking out the latest puffy pussy sites on the internet. My, how things have changed in the world of porn. What’s next’ Maybe two pussies or glow in the dark pussy. Who knows, all I know is I’m enjoying this pussy evolution. Even though it does raise a lot of questions.