Are Amateur Facials Fading?

"That’s the facial I like to see" – Photo Courtesy of 1000 Facials

I don’t know many things, but one thing that I do know is that I love facials. It doesn’t matter if they are amateur facials or facials performed on pornstars. I love them all. At any given moment, there are about 1000 Facials that run through my mind. Man, that sounds like a lot.

Okay, perhaps my mind isn’t on a constant loop of facials. I really don’t think that I actually have 1000 Facials running through my mind each and every second. Sometimes I like to think about other things. You know, important things such as titty fucking, blowjobs and ass fucking. The usual array of things a guy has to think about on a day-to-day basis.

Facials do, however, rank up there with things I enjoy. It is an under appreciated part of porn. Something that you would expect at the end of a hot porn movie. Unfortunately, it is an art that is being neglected. A lot of porn sites don’t focus on them as much as they once did, or if they do, they don’t handle them correctly.

I’m not saying that facials have disappeared, mind you. There are still a lot of facial sites out there that do it right. Take Give Me Spunk, for instance. This is a site that knows the secret art of amateur facials and they fucking do it the right way. No, I’m talking about porn sites that don’t spend enough time on the chick getting her face covered in goo. And there are a lot more of these than you think.

I’ve been looking over a lot of porn sites recently and I noticed something quite alarming. There is a whole lot of cum getting wasted out there. I see porn stars who are letting cum drip to the floor or splatter ineffectually on their tits. I won’t name any names, but there was even a porn site where the chick pulled out a tissue and used it to catch the cum. What the fuck! Is she saving it for later’

However, I must admit that the sites that aren’t taking facials seriously are only a small percentage of total porn sites. Considering, however, that there are thousands upon thousands of porn sites out there, that is still a significant number. I may be a facial purists, but that is far too many.

If I had my way, then things would be a lot different. There would be hundreds of hot, spicy facial porn sites upon which I could dine. Every fucking pornstar would get a thick coating of cum all over her face. It would be a fucking Facial Fest. That is how things should be, my friends. Of course, there aren’t many people willing to let me have my way, so I guess I will just have to tolerate the situation out there in the world of porn. Until next time faithful porn readers, be safe out there on the Internet and long live the cumshot facial!!