Quintessential Breasts

"Math tells me these tits are perfect" – Photo Courtesy of DDF Busty

If you have ever been to DDF Busty, then you probably know a thing or two about perfect boobs. That site seems to have a preponderance of bouncy, beautiful, big tits. It isn’t the only way to find perfect tits, however. Science now has a mathematical formula that should help as well.

You heard me correctly. Science is now giving us a road map to perfect juggs. All thanks to a British plastic surgeon who sat down and worked out the mathematical formula for the ideal breasts. Now when you aren’t on sites such as DDF Busty, then you can still find the right boobies. All you have to do is get a pen and a piece of paper and do the math.

According to this formula—which I am sure came out of a lot of first hand experience—the perfect breasts consist of three important elements. First, the upper portion of the boob has to account for 45 percent of the total volume of it. Second, the bottom portion has to account for 55 percent of the breast, and finally, the nipple has to be pointed up at a angle of about 20 degrees. Man, I didn’t know that finding the ultimate tit would involve so much math and a fucking protractor.

Which brings us to the most important question that is going to be asked here today. What celebrity has big naturals that are the perfect ratio’ Well, I think that is pretty easy to fucking answer. Celebrities with perky breasts include Scarlett Johansson, Kate Middelton and Katie Perry. A celebrity who DOES NOT have this perfect ratio is Victoria Beckham, whom boobs this doctor cites as being too round to ideal. Instead, he uses it as an example of the type of breast augmentation not to receive. I have to agree with that.

I have my own list of babes that I think have the ideal knockers. Of course, as you might have guessed, the chicks on my list are all porn stars. Which I really don’t think matters all that much. But anyway, here are the chicks on my list: Kayden Kross, Jelena Jensen, Sunny Leone, Connie Carter and Asa Akira. That is my fucking list. What do you think about it’ Oh by the way, Asa Akira’s big beautiful tits can be found on My Girlfriend’s Busty Friend; a site that you should definitely check out.

Well, now that we know the mathematical formula for finding the absolute best breasts, I urge you to go out there in the world and see if you can find them. Not only in real life but also in porn. If you do this, then I am sure that you will have no problem finding the exact types of knockers you want to find. So go out there my friends and grab yourself a big handful of some of the finest tits the world has to offer. You only live once, so take the opportunities when they come.