American BBW

‘She can work on my tool anytime’-Photo Courtesy of XL Girls

It’s all over the media now. America has a problem with obesity. More and more adults in this country are obese; a problem that has health care authorities scratching their heads. Personally, I look at it in one of two ways. Either it’s a calamity, or there are going to be a ton more XL Girls.

Hey, don’t criticize me for making light of the subject. I’m a glass is half full kind of guy. Besides, maybe that is how evolution is heading. Over the past 100 years, humans have gotten taller, fatter and have also managed to live longer. Of course, they also develop a whole lot of diseases that they didn’t have so much of just a few years ago, but that’s besides the point.

What is the point is that there are more and more XL Girls walking the streets of this great country. Beautiful babes with bountiful boobs, bouncy booties and more rolls than a bakery. Beautiful, mobile mounds of flesh that I personally would like very much to fuck. It’s like striking a gold mind out there folks.

Of course, the media has to harsh my mellow on the whole subject with their incessant panic alarms about how much fatter Americans have gotten over the past 20 years. They cite statistics such as only 55 percent of women were obese 20 years ago, but now over 67 percent of women are. Holy shit!! Let’s fucking panic’a 12 percent uptick in obesity rates. Let’s all jump off of our breakfast burritos.

If you think there is a problem with American obesity, then freaking out is not going to do a damn thing about it. We live in a modern society that requires less physical exertion on our part’thanks to modern conveniences such as grocery stores, automobiles, escalators and elevators. We also have more sedentary activities that keep us on our asses such as the Internet, cable and satellite, and the damn Roku. Not to mention that we live in a high carbohydrate, high fat environment that has such wonderful things as Bavarian cream donuts, BBQ pork ribs and pizza. What does everybody think is going to fucking happen’ It’s not an environment that is conducive to thinness.

I don’t know what the solution to the problem is, but I don’t think that injecting fear into everybody’s life is the way to deal with it. However, that seems to be the way the media deals with any problem. Get everybody in a panic about it.

The only thing I know is that I am bound to get more and more Chubby Loving out of the whole situation. More fat girls mean more of an opportunity for us guys to get a hold on some sweet chubby pussy. Let the scientists deal with the ‘problem’. I am going to have me some fun and get me some fat babe to fuck around with me. So keeping on ordering that extra plate of fries America, it’s only going to benefit me in the long run.