American Tits Scary?

"If this scares you, then your on the wrong site" – Photo Courtesy of Rachel Aziani

I am going to ask a very serious question. Are Americans afraid of big tits‘ That is the question that I was forced to ponder today after I visited a porn site called Rachel Aziani. A chick with very big boobs that loves to show them on her cam shows, and in public.

After I visited Rachel Aziani, and finished my business, I had a startling revelation. If this chick were to walk down my street, she would be arrested faster than you can say “free those knockers.” Yep, for some strange and mysterious reason it seems like America is really afraid of big tits. Go figure.

And it seems to be only getting worse. Every time you turn on the news you hear about the latest scandal featuring some celebrity losing control of their tits and having a nip slip. Oh no!! Say it isn’t so. What in the world are we going to do’ It’s these kind of scandals that make me really wonder about the country as a whole.

Sometimes it seems like you can’t even mention the word tits without someone getting their short hairs in a proverbial knot. I mean, come on. Tits are great, and large segments of the world population doesn’t have a problem with it. But here in America, it seems like people are just scared of tits in general, big tits specifically. I, on the other hand, are always on the lookout for Busty Ones, and when I see them I don’t run away. I get excited.

But I guess a person’s upbringing has a lot to do with it. While I grew up in the Midwest, I didn’t have that deep rooted fear of breasts. I have always been a fan of them, and will continue to be. I just don’t get why so much of the country is all wound up over the issue of breasts. There is nothing more natural than a nice pair of juggs. I just wish the majority of America would see that fact.

Now I’m not saying that the type of porn that you see on D Cup should be plastered all over regular television or magazines. After all, that is a bit sexualized. But I don’t have any problem with a woman letting her tits out for air once in a while. Fuck, it may make civilized society more bearable.

Hopefully, some day we will lose some of our prudish ways and start to enjoy the simple things in life. Things like beautiful women with big tits showing off their assets. Maybe if some of the more socially conservative people in our society saw a pair of nice tits once in a while they would be happier. After all, tits are only as sexual as you make them. Unless of course your on a big tit porn site, then they are as sexual as they are made out to be. Either way, we all should endeavor to enjoy these creations of nature for the thing of beauty they are.