Big Ass Shakeup

‘Three scoops of jiggly ass jelly’yum!!’-Photo Courtesy of Big Wet Butts

Big Wet Butts are becoming more and more prevalent. That’s because more and more women are getting their backends supersized. Why is that, you ask’ Well, it is pretty simple. That’s because America loves big asses and will do anything to get them.

I know that you are probably wondering about the raw numbers, so I have decided to give you the latest ones I could dig up from the American Society of Plastic Surgeons. According to them, booty enlargements have gone up fifteen percent, butt lifts increased 44 percent and booty implants have just about fucking doubled. That’s a lot of girls getting working on Big Wet Butts.

And let me tell you that these surgeries aren’t fucking cheap. In fact, they can be ridiculously expensive. I’ll give you an example. For a butt lift it can cost over $11,000. Now that’s a lot of cheddar for a little bit of jelly, and it has to be jelly because jam don’t shake like that. Sorry, I got carried away. Back to my point.

All of these women willing to go through expensive surgery to get their booties enlarged can only mean one thing. The booty has become the new tits in American society. What do I mean by that’ What I mean is that 20 years ago it was more important for a woman to have big tits than a big booty. In fact, some women were ridiculed for having what was deemed ‘ghetto booties.’ Sure, there were always some guys who liked big butts’like Sir Mixalot’but that wasn’t the majority. However, I think that has probably changed now. It is more important to have an impressive ass than big boobs. At least, that is what I thought before I checked the numbers.

According to the numbers, tit enhancements were still king of the hill. In 2014, there were almost 17,000 butt augmentations but there were almost 300,000 breast augmentations. I guess that tits still reign supreme. However, booty jobs are steadily on the rise. Perhaps some day they will surpass tit jobs’I don’t it, but you never know.

Of course, I wouldn’t mind a healthy competition between big butts and boobs. Actually, I would welcome it. On one hand, I love large mammary glands and on the other hand, I love huge booties. I love both at the same time.

That’s right. I admit it right here. I love huge tits and asses. And I love girls with both of these characteristics, no matter what ethnicity they are. Although, I have found myself increasingly attracted to PAWG‘phat ass white girls. They have really made me happy lately. Really fucking happy.

Well, I guess that is all I have to say today. Come back next time when I will have some more insights about sex, porn and everything in between. Until next time, be safe out there and be sure to enjoy large booty porn. After all, that is what I’ll be doing because these chick’s asses have to be made out of jelly because jam don’t shake like that’sorry, I just did it again.