Different Blowjob Situations

"She’ll suck dick her way"  – Photo Courtesy of Big Mouthfuls

Guys are always ready to receive a good Blowjob and the majority of women are ready to take Big Mouthfuls for their man. However, the kind of blowjob a guy gets not only changes from lady to lady but can change moment to moment. Let’s look at some common ones.

Very few women are unwilling to take Big Mouthfuls of cock from their man. Like I said, the majority of them are very willing to perform that act at least part of the time. But the kind of blowjob that a woman gives can differ depending on her mood or fatigue level. If you still don’t know what I am trying to say, then let me clarify for you and talk about some of the more common types of blowjobs women give and why they give them.

If a woman has other things on her mind and isn’t paying attention to her technique then she can easily deliver what I call the ‘Jaws of death.’ This is when the woman accidentally brushes her teeth on the shaft of your cock. Which can be very jarring if you are on the receiving end, let me tell you.

The next common technique that a woman will use in certain circumstances is what I call a ‘halfhearted cocksucking.’ This technique is usually employed by women who are tired of always having to be the first one to start the foreplay. Only Blowjobs of this sort will cause you as a guy to fall asleep because she really doesn’t want to be doing it.

The next common form of mouth sex that a lady will occasionally try to give you is what I like to call an ‘almost blowjob’. This is when the chick really doesn’t want to suck cock or really can’t perform it adequately (because of a toothache or some such thing), so she just basically gives you a handjob while she pretends to suck you off. Every guy has received one of these at one time or another. Hell, if the chick is really good you might not even have noticed.

The last one I like to talk about is one I have named the ‘Cosmo blowjob’. This is a blow job that a chick gives after she has read some fucked up article in a woman’s magazine that gives her some bullshit tip to improve her oral sex skills. That is when you end up receiving something like a grapefruit blowjob or fucking butterfly kisses. And just in case you don’t know, butterfly kisses are when the chick bats her eyelashes on the head of your cock. Fuck woman, I wanted you to suck my dick and not use my cock as a fucking telescope!!

Well, that concludes this article. I think I am going to head off to a blowjob site such as First Class POV. At least the women on this site are consistent and always gives the best blowjobs possible. Which I can’t always say about the rest of the women in the world.