A Cocksucking Foundation

‘Give Her A Day And She’ll Suck Your Dick’-Photo Courtesy of Big Mouthfuls

With Valentine’s Day so close, I think that it’s time for me to have a nice one-on-one conversation with you. I want to tell you that I think it’s time that all of us males who are forced into this holiday should start setting the table for ourselves by priming our ladies to take Big Mouthfuls of cum.

Valentine’s Day is right around the fucking corner. Which causes quite a bit of panic to most of us who just so happen to belong to the male gender. Not only do we have to spend a load of cash, but we also have to get something our woman is going to love. Not just something she’ll like but something she’ll really fucking love. Needless to say, that is very fucking stressful task.

The stakes are fucking are always high around this time of year. If we fuck up, then we probably won’t get pussy for a long damn time. And the only blow jobs we’ll see will be on Big Mouthfuls. Hell, for some guys it might be even worse than that. Some dudes might end up losing their wives or girlfriends over this damn holiday. While I haven’t researched how many couples break up over this time of year, I’m certain it’s a huge fucking number. Ladies really take this shit seriously, so you have to be on your ‘A’ game.

Of course, what I just said doesn’t mean that you should panic or do a preemptive dumping of your lady. No, don’t do that shit. Instead, take a deep breath, pay attention to the nonsense coming out of her mouth and get her something that will blow her away. A day taken straight from her fantasies. That’s how you should roll.

However, that isn’t the only thing you can do. You can also turn the tables on your lady’or ladies as the case may be’by dropping hints that you want a blow job for your Valentine’s Day present. And if she doesn’t get the hint, then come out and just tell her. Just say, ‘I don’t want a Tie, a set of golf clubs or anything other than a blowjob for Valentine’s Day.’ She might scoff at first, but that shit will pay off later. Trust me, it will.

After you have dropped these hints and she knows that you want a little lip service for the holiday, then you can go out and give her the best day of her life. Make her wildest dreams come true and she’ll come through for you as well. By the end of the day, your dick will be in her mouth and she’ll be enthusiastically sucking you off. As I said, that’s how you should roll. There is no reason to ever fear this holiday. Those of us who are smart enough can make it worth our while.

However, some of you are bound to fuck things up and end up along for the holiday. If that’s the fucking case, then just fire up your computer or mobile phone and head on over to Big Mouthfuls. That sounds like the only piece of mouth fucking you’re going to receive. All I have to say to that is to do better next year. This is the holiday for mouth loving and not for getting kicked to the curb.