Huge Boob Facts

"I need to squeeze those for your own good" – Photo Courtesy of DDF Busty

You think you know a lot about huge boobs, but you probably don’t know as much about big tits as you think you do. That is why I’m going to tell you some fun facts about big boobs that you didn’t know as well as check some out on sites such as DDF Busty.

I got the idea to find out as much about huge boobs as possible from visiting DDF Busty. Actually, it came to me in a flash. I was looking at all of these hot babes with their giant knockers and was completely mesmerized. This made me ask why us men love tits so much, which in turn led me to do some pretty hefty research.

One thing that I learned is whether or not a man loves big boobs often depends on his economic status. There was a recent study done that showed guys who ranked lower on the economic scale preferred women with bigger fun bags than guys who ranked higher on the economic scale. The final conclusion of this study was that poor men preferred big juggs over smaller ones by a ration of 3-1!

This study also found that men who were hungrier loved larger tits than guys who were more satiatied. Of course, these results don’t state that every poor guy will love bigger breasts and every richer guy will love smaller breasts, but it does show that guys in their respective categories are more likely to enjoy breasts associated with this category.

Another fact that I learned about breasts is that just by looking at them a guy can extend their life by about 5 years. I guess all that time I’ve spent on the Pinup Files will really pay off in the long run. I just hope that every pair a guy sees increases his life by 5 years. Because if that’s true, then by my estimation, I should live well over the age of 300. You can call me Moses from know on folks.

The next fact I learned really made me happy. A French study recently proved that women who wear bras actually have saggier tits than women who went commando. Awesome. Hopefully a ton of women will find this out and burn their fucking bras. I can just imagine nipples sticking out of every fucking shirt.

One more fact before I let you go. If a woman gets her breasts squeezed on a regular basis, then she is less likely to develop breast cancer. Researchers believe the pressure prevents renegade cells from becoming cancerous. I guess the chicks on Gent Online are going to live long prosperous lives. These ladies not only spend a lot of time squeezing their huge melons, but also have their partners squeeze them all the time to. Not to mention all the fucking and sucking these boobs have to endure.

Now that you’ve been enlightened, you can go out into the world and call yourself huge boobs experts. You have officially earned your badge. Enjoy it.