5 Different Knockers

‘Go Ahead And Choose A Pair’-Photo Courtesy of Big Naturals

I would like to take the time today to talk about one of my favorite subjects; Big tits. A subject that is very close to my little black heart. In preparation for tackling this subject I have put together a list of the top five different breast types. And I am going to start with Big Naturals.

Big Naturals are one of my favorite types of tits. This type of breast’also known as ‘big pillows”provide everything a guy could ever want. They are big, bouncy and all so soft. They are the perfect type of tit for sex because they won’t give you a concussion if they hit you in the face. They are also the perfect tit for sleeping on after your done fucking. That is why I rate this mother fuckers at number one. I know that many of you will probably agree with me.

The number two tit on my list is what I call ‘just a handful’ boobs. These are the medium sized tits that you can cup your hand around. These natural tits not only are perky and hang very well, but don’t take a lot of work to get suck on. In fact, you can almost pop these tits right into your mouth. The other thing I really like about these tits is that the can really only be found on certain types of women. Women who are neither too small nor too large. Therefore, when you see a pair of ‘just handfuls’ you are most likely seeing a very physically fit babe.

Now we move on to number three on my list. I call these tits ‘hangers’ because that is exactly what they do. They just sort of droop. Now, I know a lot of guys don’t like these type of boobs, but I really don’t mind them. They are just natural boobs that don’t have enough muscle to hold them up properly.

The next set of tits on my list is fake tits. I have fake tits further down on my list than ‘hangers’ because I am not a big fan of large fake boobs. Sure, I wouldn’t kick a chick out of bed because she had big fake knockers, but I definitely prefer any kind of natural boob over them. For me, au natural is the only way to go.

Number five on my list is Big Tits At Work. Yes, that’s right. Just like the porn site. I just love ‘professional tits’. There is just something so hot about a babe dressed up in her office garb with her big, busty tits just about ready to explode out of them. Now I know that some of you are probably going to complain that I am cheating here because just about any type of tits could be under this chick’s uniform, but I’m really not. Because if this chick has a pair of tits I don’t like, then I’ll just fuck her in her outfit, so it really doesn’t matter what she’s packing.

And that my friends are the top five different breast types. Hopefully, this article will inspire you to be on the lookout for all of the different breast sizes and shapes that exist in the world. Until next time, be safe out there and remember: big breasts are the best.