Valentine’s Day Porn

"Best gift I got all year" – Photo Courtesy of Alexis Texas

This is the time of the year when guys get all stressed out about getting their girl a Valentine’s Day present. Women always seem to be on the receiving end of this holiday. But Alexis Texas wants to change all that. She wants to give you a Valentine’s Day present called porn.

Valentine’s Day is a multi-billion dollar sales day for retailers all over the world. In 2010, consumers spent over $8.7 billion dollars on Valentine’s Day presents. In 2011, consumers spent over $9.3 billion dollars on gifts for this day. Now I don’t know how much of that money is spent by men on women, but I am pretty sure it is the lion’s share of the whole sales figure. I think it is about time us guys got something that we wanted. Namely, a hot pornstar who wants to give us a special day. A pornstar such as Alexis Texas.

Alexis Texas is a porn star who has received a number of awards. These include a 2009 AVN Award for best all-sex release called “Alexis Texas is Buttwoman”, and a 2011 AVN Award for best tease performance for “Car Wash Girls.” This 5’8′ blonde babe has been in over 370 adult films and she knows that even guys need a special Valentine’s Day present. And that is why she has done numerous Valentine’s Day galleries for her self-named porn site.

And I must say that us guys can thank her for her effort. After spending some time finding the perfect Valentine’s Day present for my wife, it was nice to give myself a little bit of a present for myself. It would have been even nicer if my wife had bought me a membership, but you can’t always get everything that you want.

Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to be a bummer for us guys. It can be fun. Let’s look at it this way. After you spend the day blowing a bunch of money on your wife’s or girlfriend’s special day, then she is probably going to feel obligated to give you a little something. Yes, dinner and flowers will probably equal some booty. Then when she is asleep you can spend your time with a beautiful pornstar like her.

And what happens if you blow Valentine’s Day for your significant other’ Well, you can rest assured that Alexis  is waiting for you. This chick doesn’t need to be taken out to dinner, bought flowers or given chocolates. She just wants to make Valentine’s Day a special day for all of us guys. If you blow Valentine’s Day, you can rest assured she will be waiting to take care of all your needs.

Well, that’s all for me today. I am going to finish up my wife’s Valentine’s Day surprise, and then I am going to Alexis Texas and spend a little time with this beautiful pornstar. Nothing Better than a little porn on Valentine’s Day. It makes it almost worth having to endure this day each year.