A True Anal Education

"These Girls Are Great Anal Sex Teachers" – Photo Courtesy of Anal Educator

There is currently an anal porn site called Anal Educator that teaches fine young women how to get the most pleasure out of their hot asses. A good idea—for sure, but one that seems to be co-opted by a pretty famous educational institution; you might of heard of it—Harvard University!

Okay, it might not be right to compare Harvard University with Anal Educator. After all, one of them is a prestigious university and the other other is a hot porn site. However, they do share one big similarity. They are both educating people on the ‘right way’ to have anal sex.

As of the writing of this blog—which happens to be Tues., November 4th—Harvard will be offering a course entitled ‘What’s What In The Butt: Anal Sex 101.’ A course that will cover a variety of different anal topics, including: anal sex for all genders, anal anatomy, proper poop chute lubrication and hygiene, butt toys and how to enjoy the experience from a safe sex point of view. You know, all of the things that I regularly talk about right on this blog. Hey, I bet you wouldn’t think to put us in the same league as an Ivy university, would you’

Of course, all of this butt talk is for Harvard’s Sex Week, which runs from November 2nd to November 8th. And the butt fucking course is just one day out of this titillating schedule. A schedule that includes a variety of sexually themed courses.

I am also pretty sure that it is a very serious course on a very serious topic. However, that doesn’t mean that my imagination isn’t running wild with the whole concept. For example, I imagine that if I went to that class, then I would be surrounded by some of the hottest Anal Teen Angels, just waiting to find someone like me who could pleasure their inexperienced butt holes. But then again, maybe that’s just me.

It is something to think about though. I bet there are some pretty hot babes in that fucking class. Sure, I bet the information is probably pretty boring and wouldn’t teach me anything I already didn’t know. But like I said, I would love to go just to see the chicks in that course.

Although I do have to say that I am pretty unhappy that Harvard didn’t think to invite me to their little course. I could have been a guest speaker or something. There is nothing that I would’ve enjoyed more than teaching all of these hot vixens everything they needed to know about butt play and anal sex. I could even give a few of them a few after-class tutoring sessions. Then again, after just re-reading what I just wrote, maybe it’s a good thing they didn’t invite me. The last thing they need is some sort of sex scandal on their hands, thanks to a porn blog writer who has been cursed with Asshole Fever. It’s probably the last thing any bastion of higher education would ever need.