How to eat pussy

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Eating pussy is an art. Men -and women who play for the same team- are expected to perfect this art by the time they hit a certain age. The problem is there is really no official class that teaches men how to eat pussy.

There are various schools you can enroll in to perfect different skills that further your career along but there is sadly no university dedicated to the art of going down on a woman. Thankfully we have the internet. So if you landed here because you googled how to eat pussy, let’s make it worth your while.

First things first, there is no single right way of eating pussy. In fact licking a snatch is a lot more fun because its the one activity that doesn’t come with a rigid set of rules. Some men like to spread a woman out of a bed and dive right in. Others like to bend her on all fours and slide under her for a taste of her forbidden cookie. Then there are the guys who like for women to get on their knees, with their asses hiked up in the air and face and boobs pressed down to the floor. The dude then lays on his belly and makes contact with the girl’s pussy from the back. You can call it doggystyle cunnilingus if you wish.

So how exactly do you master the art of eating pussy’ By doing it often. Going down on a woman is a lot like riding a bicycle – practice makes perfect. The first time you try it, you’re probably going to be bad at it but the next time you do it, your licking skills will be upgraded to mediocre. The more you keep doing it, the better you’ll get at it. That’s the big secret no one else is willing to share with you. To get better at oral sex, you just have to give more of it!

Is there some technique you should learn’ Kind of. The one rule you need to remember is absolutely no teeth. Unless you’re hooking up with a really freaky chick who likes to get her clit and pussy bitten. Another rule is simply use your tongue. Use it up, down and side to side. Don’t be afraid to get creative with your tongue. Let it explore different areas of your woman’s pink flower, you’ll be surprised at what hot spots the tip of your tongue is capable of unearthing.

But its not all about the tongue. Fingers can also be used during oral sex. For maximum pleasure to the female, use a combination of both your tongue and fingers and watch her ascend into levels of ecstasy she never dreamed she could reach. To truly understand what I’m talking about, check out how the ladies at Girl Girl eat pussy. Spoiler alert: they do it like true champs. Watching the hot lesbian videos there, I can’t help but finally acknowledge that there might be some truth to the saying that no one eats pussy like a woman. So, you don’t need me to teach you how to eat your woman out, just watch those lesbians at work and simply do it how they do it.