World’s Biggest Fake Boobs?

‘These boobs are big enough for me’-Photo Courtesy of DDF Busty

If you’re anything like me, then you probably head over to DDF Bustywhenever you are looking for big tits. Which is perfectly understandable since they do have some of the biggest boobs in porn;both natural and fake. However, they might not have the biggest tits in real life.

The biggest tits in the real world’according to the claims of a 27 year old lady from Germany’belong to Mayra Hills. She is claiming that she has the biggest fake titties on the planet. Which is a pretty impressive claim, if you ask me. After all, I have seen all kind of big tits in my life, both on DDF Bustyand out in the real world, and I gotta say that some of these sweater melons were pretty humongous. Big enough to knock you unconscious during sex if you weren’t careful. Now that’s pretty fucking big.

Yet the claims of this chick persists. Which makes me ask the question: Does this German chick have the biggest cans in the world’ Well, I guess the only thing that we can do is to do the math and pull some statistics on this babe. I am going to get to the bottom of this big boob controversy.

Let’s start off with her height and weight before we move over to her tits. This chick stands 5’6′ tall and weighs 130 pounds. Certainly doesn’t seem like a big enough of a frame to support giant knockers but maybe I’m wrong, so let’s just check out her breast measurements.

On her website, she says that her breasts are 32Z and are filled with over 10,000 c.c of saline. That’s a whole lot of tits, I have to admit. Each of those boobs weigh 20 fucking pounds too. Which means that each one is about the weight of a fucking tire. I’ve heard of chicks with headlights but never tires under their sweater!!

After looking at her pics, I do gotta say that Baby Got Boobs and that’s for damn sure. However, I don’t know if they are the biggest in the world. After all, there isn’t like there is a global registry for breast implants where I can look up the biggest tits of all time. Sure, this chick has an impressive rack but who knows if she has the biggest in the world’ I don’t.

There are a couple of things that I do know however. One, this chick isn’t all that good looking so I don’t think that I would want to throw a shot into her or anything. And two, if I did decide I wanted to fuck her I don’t know how I would. You can’t fuck her missionary style because those knockers would keep you at bay. I guess you could fuck her doggy style, but I imagine it would be like trying to bang out a chick who was balanced on one of those huge exercise balls. Which means she would probably be on top, but that poses risks of its own. Like brain damage from getting hit in the head with one of those mammoth juggs. Shit, I usually wouldn’t walk away from big tits but I think in this instance I would have to.