Art Of The Handy

"She is one of the few handy experts" – Photo Courtesy of Tugjobs

It is my personal belief that hand jobs are quickly becoming a lost art. I know there are probably some of you out there who would disagree with me about Tugjobs, but that’s alright. We can all have our own opinions, and since you are reading an article I wrote I am going to share this one with you.

Why do I believe that Tugjobs are becoming a lost art’ Well, it’s quite simple my porn friends. I believe this is the case because of changes in our society. An act that was once considered a nice, polite way to get a guy off without actually being one of the ‘dirty girls’ has been replaced by things such as actual sex, blowjobs and sometimes even anal sex.

Don’t get me wrong. I like sex in all of its glory. I love having my cock sucked, I love pussy and I have even been known to indulge in a little ass play. So I have no problems with women feeling like they are sexually free enough to have sex with guys sooner in relationships. It’s just that I feel that in the process handjobs are becoming forgotten.

Another thing that is making handies sort of obsolete in modern society is that there are many women out there who don’t think that us guys enjoy them. That we would rather have our cocks sucked or just get some pussy. However, these ladies are completely wrong. Most of us guys enjoy a trip to Club Tug every once in awhile.

I am not telling you this from a purely academic position either. No, I am telling you this according to my own personal experience. There are times when I just want to get my cock stroked. For instance, first thing in the morning. Nothing feels better than getting your morning wood whacked off when you first wake up. That is pure fucking gold guys.

There are other times as well, of course. For example, at the movies. That is a perfect venue for a fucking handjob; especially since full-blown intercourse during a movie is usually frowned upon by the rest of the fucking audience. While I am driving is another good time to beat me off. It has the thrill of public sex without there actually being any risk of being discovered.

There was a time when a lot of women used handjobs to get their boyfriends or husbands off. And as a result, they were pretty good at it. If you don’t believe me, then go ask you grandma how many tug jobs she has given in her lifetime. I am sure it will result in quite a story.

Then again, maybe I’m wrong. I recently read an article in a popular ‘woman’s magazine’ that discussed the art of handies. And it was a pretty good article too. Perhaps that is a sign that Epic Handjobs are on the rise again. I sure hope I am right.