Hardcore Reality

‘Yes, this happens all the time to doctors’-Photo Courtesy of Hands On Hardcore

I have watched thousands of hours of hardcore porn on sites such as Hands On Hardcore. Time spent that has granted me quite a bit of satisfaction. However, it has also granted me quite a bit to think about. Mainly, how much this genre of porn actually differs from real sex.

Having spent so much time on Hands On Hardcore and sites just like it have taught me a few things about porn. That it is really all smoke and mirrors. Don’t get me wrong, I have enjoyed checking it out and will continue to check it out. However, I do it with the knowledge that the kind of sex that exists in these movies doesn’t really exist in the real world.

The first thing you’ll notice that is unreal about these movies are the sounds the women make. They make this chirpy moaning sound that I have never actually heard from a real life woman. Noises that start instantly when the sex begins. Even before anything has really happened to get the porn star to this state of hyper ecstasy. I’m not saying real ladies don’t make sounds of pleasure, I’m just saying that they aren’t constant and happen immediately.

Another thing that tips you off that XXX porn is a fantasy are some of the sexual scenarios presented in them. In these movies it seems like people are getting sex in some very strange situations. The hot busty nurse is always ready to sexually pleasure her patient, as is the sexy doctor. The mechanic gets sex in exchange for fixing some hot chicks car or the sexy milf teacher is always willing to fuck one of her students (okay, this one might have some basis in reality if the news is any indication). Totally unreal scenarios that rarely happen to anyone. They aren’t impossible scenarios but they are very unlikely.

Another myth perpetuated by porn is that women are always willing to gobble your cock like it’s the best tasting bratwurst at a sausage eating contest. The women in porn movies have no problems instantly dropping to their knees and sucking off a big throbbing cock. Hell, they’ll suck two or three of them if they are available. After all, we all know that all women love sucking dick more than anything else, right’

The last thing that makes porn unrealistic is the number of times the participants change positions. They do like fifteen positions in like fifteen seconds. Right don’t you stick with one position for awhile and see if it is working out’ And don’t get me started on some of the positions that are done. They not only look uncomfortable but some of them look downright painful.

Of course, all of these things are not going to prevent me from watching hardcore porn. After all, I do love it a lot. It is something that gives me a break from reality. Which I guess is the point. Real sex isn’t as beautiful or hot as real sex. It just isn’t. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m heading over to Hustler for some very hot’though not very realistic’hardcore porn.