Big Boob Education

‘These Tits Teach A Lot’-Photo Courtesy of Big Naturals

If you are a fan of Big Naturals‘as I am’then you might want to take a few moments out of your busy day and check out the blog I am writing today. That’s because I am going to be talking about some of the fascinating things you most likely didn’t know about breasts. Sounds intriguing, doesn’t it’

Well, it was fascinating to me when I first read these facts and hopefully it will be fascinating to you. I have spent my whole life staring at Big Naturals and these were facts that I positively didn’t know. Okay, enough with the foreplay. Let’s get down to fucking business.

The first thing you need to know about boobs, that you probably didn’t already know, is that we are the only primates with permanent boobs. You see, most monkeys and chimps only have boobs when they are filled with milk and ready to nurse a child. When they aren’t being used, then monkey boobs are like empty sacks. Aren’t you glad you’re a human with access to real, bouncy boobs 24 hours a day and 7 days a week’

Another thing that you probably don’t know about breasts (or maybe you do if you are lucky enough to be dating one of these women) is that about a third of women can reach orgasm through stimulation of their nipples. Isn’t that fucking awesome and amazing’ There are chicks out there who just need a little tit attention and they are ready to fucking climax. That means some of us guys can just play with a chick’s tits and not even have to turn away from the game on TV.

The next thing I am going to tell you about probably isn’t a big surprise to you. In fact, I think that most guys will know this fact from their encounters with women. This fact is that on most women the left boob is slightly larger than the right boob. See’ I told you that you probably already knew this fact.

However, there is a fact that you probably don’t know. And that fact is that boobs get fatter with age. Which is either a bummer to us guys or something that is really fucking awesome, depending on your point of view. You see, when women are younger their tits are a combination of fat, milk glands and collagen. This changes as they age, however. As they get older, the collagen is eventually replaced by fat deposits. Deposits which just keep increasing over the years.

Well, I think that is all I have to say about tits today. Hopefully this was information that you’ll find fun and fascinating. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to head on over to Big Tits At Work and see what else I can learn about big juggs. I don’t know how long this research will take, but I am prepared to stay there as long as I need to in order to get the job done.