King Dong

"It’s the best cake I’ve ever seen, darling!"

King Dong is a new monster cock hardcore site which I’m sure will be a relief to those who like this type of content in that everything here seems to be completely genuine in terms of the actual cocks that are on the site. You never can be too careful these days!

King Dong goes quite a long way towards proving that you can take an old genre and do something entertaining enough with it despite the fact that the basic content is no more original than anything that has gone on before with it. It’s pretty simple.

You can’t always come up with original ideas, so King Dong instead incorporates enough of its amusing and original back-stories into its hardcore action so that they do actually impact a fair amount on the action. And that’s probably why I enjoyed it so much.

This is a site from the Muffia network, and I have to say that I’ve been incredibly impressed by them so far, as they seem to have quite a lot of new and fun ideas on board that I really have enjoyed looking at. All their sites are hardcore but they’re determined to vary them in terms of their tone.

King Dong is a big cock site though that actually doesn’t get too hung up on the size of the cocks here. Yes, they are commented on but it’s actually the funny backgrounds to each of the stories that dominate the site for the most part, as it should be.

There is lots of entertainment to be had here, such as the bride who ends up cheating on her husband-to-be just a couple of hours before their ceremony is due to begin, and a gym workout that ends up using equipment other than the weights provided!

But spare a thought for Kylee Strutt. She has a dorky husband with a tiny cock and rarely gets the fucking that she needs. Super stud Ramon though comes round with a nice surprise for her as her husband finally does something nice for her at last.

It isn’t the cake so much that he’s delivering, more what’s in the cake. It’s a cock cake! She digs her way through all of that to find his massive donger pointing her straight in the face. In olden days they used to put sixpences in Christmas puddings, but this is slightly different!

She delighted in eating all the cake off his cock before she could get down to the serious business of fucking it. Her pussy was absolutely aching to be fucked and she was pretty sure that Ramon’s cock could do the business for her, and so it proved to be.

She still had to be put up with her stupid husband watching them both but she hoped he might have picked up some pointers from what Ramon was doing. Eventually she had fucked Ramon so silly that she was hoping that he was about to dleiver some cream for her cake that you would find in no baker’s shop.

By the way, if you’re considering subscribing to King Dong you’ll need to know that you can get it at a special discount for just $17.95 per month instead of $24.95! Not bad at all!