Black Friday Porn

‘Now, that’s my idea of Thanksgiving’-Photo Courtesy of the Bangbros Network

Thanksgiving is just about here, which means a couple of things. One, you’re going to be stuffed with turkey and two, you’re probably going to go out for Black Friday Deals. Why not stay home instead and treat yourself to a great deal’ Like a discounted membership on the Bangbros Network‘which can be enjoyed at a discount through this site.

Thanksgiving is a great time, but Black Friday can often be the fucking pits. I hate going out in those crowds, getting kicked and punched by the mindless masses, only to get the latest piece of junk that’s probably going to be worthless in a year. That’s why I like to enjoy this day by checking out the hottest porn at the cheapest prices. Just like the Bangbros Network‘a site that has a ton of content that can be had for only $14.95 through this site. That’s fucking cheap for a lot of fucking porn that has thousands of videos. That’s a lot more fun than fighting through crowds at the latest mall.

Most people don’t even know when Black Friday started. They just follow this tradition without even thinking about it. I, on the other hand, do know when this tradition started, so I’m going to drop a serious dose of knowledge on you. Then you can check out all of the porn deals you want to check out.

The first use of the word ‘Black Friday’ can be attributed to a newspaper article in 1951. This article talked about the practice of workers calling in sick and gave some advice on keeping them from calling in. It was a day that was basically equated with the Black Death.

During the 1960s, it was a term that was used by police depts around the country to describe the pedestrian chaos and traffic problems on the day after Thanksgiving. Eventually, it would morph into the holiday we all know and love. A holiday that is marked by images of zombie apacolypse level crowds at shopping malls and tales of various people acting like idiots.

Sounds like fun, doesn’t it’ I don’t know about you, but it sounds like a bunch of horseshit to me. Which is precisely why I am going to check out the Bangbros Networkand enjoy a real Black Friday deal that keeps on giving all year long. While most people are trying to navigate crowds, fight off fellow shoppers, and find parking places at the local mega mall, I’m going to be jerking off to milfs, big ass babes and hot pornstars and I’m going to be doing it with my dick in one hand and a turkey leg in another. Then when Cyber Monday rolls around, I’m going to get all of the gifts I wanted to get for my friends and family, and I’m going to do it even cheaper than i would have done it on Black Friday. Boom! I’m going to be shopping like a boss!

Which is what I urge you to do as well. Get some porn, call in from work and enjoy the holiday. You can always shop Cyber Monday while you’re at work. As long as the boss doesn’t catch you.