Smart Machine Fucking

‘This fucking machine may become extinct’-Photo Courtesy of Sybian 1

Fucking machines have really come a long way. Now as I say that, most of you will probably think that I am talking about the sex machines made for ladies. You know, the sybian type machines that you can find on Sybian 1. Which is true, but I also want to talk about the ones made for men. The soon to be sentient ones.

Yes, I said sentient fuck machines for guys. I said that because research is being conducted in that area. The makers of Real Doll have hired a bunch of engineers to make that dream a reality. Sex dolls that can interact with a guy in a variety of different ways. I’m not sure if that is creepy or hot. I guess I would have to see what the final product was like. I also wonder if this will make the women on Sybian 1 very jealous.

Of course, these things aren’t going to be fucking cheap at all. Right now, Real Dolls are around $5,000 to $10,000 dollars, depending on the upgrades you choose to use with it. That’s pretty pricey and is pretty far from my price range. However, the new robotic ones are going to be even more expensive. For $10,000 you will be able to buy a sentient head that can be plugged into your current Real Doll or one that you purchase. Which makes your investment at least $15,000 to $20,000. They are also going to have full body versions that I think are going to go for like $60,000. Wow, that is a lot of fucking cash.

It all falls in the uncanny valley for me however. If you don’t know what the uncanny valley is, then let me tell you what it is. The uncanny valley is a hypothesis that when features look and move’almost but not exactly’like a human being, it causes a revulsion response in some people. I think that I am one of those people.

I couldn’t watch a person fucking one of these almost beings. Its different from what I am used to seeing. Let me explain it to you how. When I see a woman getting banged by Fucking Machines, then I find it hot because these ladies are having sex with what is obviously machines. They don’t look like men at all. However, if I had to watch these chicks bang out Real Dolls (and yes they make male version dolls), then I don’t think it would get me hard. I think it would creep me the fuck out.

Now don’t get me wrong. I am not heaping judgment here. I think if you have one of these dolls and like it, then more power to you. I am just saying that it isn’t for me, so don’t fire off those angry emails t me just yet.

I also understand that this is the future of sex. That we are going to enter an age where sex and robotics walk in hand and we are all going to have to deal with it. Whether we like it or not.