Cock Sucking Criteria

"She knows how to cock snorkel" – Photo Courtesy of Big Mouthfuls

All of us guys have rules about blowjobs, and this is true whether we are concsious of it or not or whether women know it. So today, we are going to be talking about some of the unwritten rules concerning women orally working over Big Mouthfuls of our cock.

Speaking of Big Mouthfuls, this brings me to the first previously unwritten rule of cocksucking. Women should always swallow and never spit. This might seem a bit obvious to us guys, but many women don’t think it’s a big deal if they spit. Well ladies, it is a very big deal. Girls who are spitters are quitters.

The second rule is one that concerns noises. Many women suck a cock and are dead silent while they are doing so. These chicks feel like they just have to go at a cock like a fucking jackhammer. What I call the silent but deadly technique. However, that doesn’t have to be the case. Most guys would prefer an occasional moan or some other indication that you are still present. So ladies go ahead and feel free to make some noises once in awhile.

My third rule is women should be sure that they pay attention to the balls. Yes, a little sack work is always beneficial. Guy’s balls are extremely sensitive and most of us will appreciate a little bit of attention paid to them. Give them a lick or a suck and see how the dude responds.

Which brings me around to my fourth rule. A woman should never be afraid to deep throat her man. There probably isn’t a guy on this whole planet who doesn’t like being Throated. And don’t worry ladies about gagging. If you gag, it will be okay. Just make sure that you don’t vomit.

My second to last rule of blowjobs is pretty simple. Women should let a guy’s hands roam while she is sucking him off. If a guy wants to play with your hair or tits, then let him. If he wants to finger you while you are sucking him off, and he is in position to do so, then let him. It will make the experience more interactive for him.

Okay, one more rule for blowjobs and then I gotta jet. This last rule is a pretty obvious one, but one that still needs to be mentioned. Okay, here it goes. Whenever a chick gives a blow job she should try to maintain eye contact as best as she can. Nothing is sexier for us guys, then looking down at a girl sucking our dick and seeing her look back up at us. It’s the basis of many oral sex sites such as First Class Pov and there’s a reason for that. It is sexy as fucking hell.

Well, that does it for me today. If you are a woman reading this, I hope you have learned how to pleasure your guy. On the other hand, if you are a dude reading this, I hope you have learned the criteria that will determine if that chick on your dick is doing the best job she can.