Fucking In Police Car

"Bang on a bus not a police cruiser" – Photo Courtesy of Bangbus

I have been checking out porn sites, particularly reality porn sites, for quite some time now. And I thought that I had seen everything. Well, what I had never seen before was a couple getting arrested for a DWI and turning the police cruiser into their very own Bangbus.

You heard me right. A couple in Wisconsin got arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol. They were placed in the back of a police cruiser while the officer finished was driving to the jail. Now you would think that these two would spend this time reflecting on their poor judgment, or trying to figure out how they were going to come up with bail. Instead, they decided to use the opportunity to try something they have never tried before. Fucking in the back of a police car. They must have gotten confused and thought they were in the Bangbus or something.

As far as I know, only the guy had his pants down, so I assume that his girlfriend was giving him a hummer. His last one before he heads off to lockup. Unfortunately, it doesn’t appear that the chick got a chance to finish because the officer immediately pulled over and moved the dude to the front seat for the remainder of the drive to jail. The police are always ruining a good time, aren’t they’

Normally a funny story like that would end with the couple going to jail, but this one actually gets funnier when these two are arraigned in front of the judge. A judge who no doubt had seen his share of Public Violations in his lifetime, but had never seen or heard about anything as ludicrous as this.

At first, the judge didn’t even know what to charge the couple with. I mean, aside from the DUI charge. In fact, he even says as much by stating (and I paraphrase here): “What the hell do I do with a guy who has just been caught fucking in the back of a police car’” I am sure that was a real head-shaker for him. Until her saw the guy’s priors, that is.

The guy caught screwing in the back of the police car had almost twenty conviction, including four of which were felonies. After reviewing this guy’s record the judge decided to give him about three months jail time. The chick involved in the case received about 48 days by a different judge. I guess this little sexual adventure didn’t work out for this couple.

Personally, I think that I will avoid fucking in the back of a police cruiser. After all, I really don’t need to make my own personal expedition into the realm held by reality porn sites. If I wanted some hot reality porn, I’m not going to make it myself. I am going to go to Reality Kings. It’s a lot safer.

Well, that does it for me today folks. I’ll holler at you next time when I dig up another great story for you. Until then, be safe out there and have fun. Just not too much fun.