Squirrel Cover Celebration

‘Eve Lawrence Celebrates My Holiday!’ – Photo Courtesy of Panty Pops

Can you guess which holiday falls on June 22nd’ If you can’t, then let me go ahead and tell you. This day is Cute Women In Panties Day. Okay, technically it’s No Panties Day, but it’s close enough for use underwear fans to visit Panty Pops and get our groove on. Hey, it’s an undies related holiday!

No Panties Day is a holiday which officially started out as an Internet hoax’sort of like April Fool’s Day. However, some women started celebrating the holiday anyway and as a result, every year on June 22nd, you’ll see a bunch of people using the hashtag #NoPantiesDay. While I love women who go commando as much as the next guy, I think there’s a lot to be said for panties.

Okay, I’m kind of understating it my love of seeing beautiful women in nothing but underwear. I really fucking love it and it makes me hard as a fucking rock. I don’t think that I fetishize it like some dudes do but I do have an almost borderline unhealthy obsession with seeing women in their knickers. Which is probably why I spend a whole lot of time on Panty Pops. Hell, now that I think about it, maybe I do have a panty fetish. Oh well, fucking sue me’I like what I like.

And since I’m such a big fan of sexy babes in their undergarments, I’ve decided to go ahead and turn No Panty Day into Cute Girls Wearing Panties Day. Yep, I fucking did it and it’s now fucking official. I want the whole world to know that I created this damn holiday and that’s that. I, David of the Honest Porn Reviews Porn Blog has created this holiday for all women’s undergarment fans.

Of course, this holiday probably makes you wonder how it should be celebrated. Well, my dear porn readers, I think it’s quite elementary. You can enjoy this day by whacking off to videos and pictures of girls wearing panties. Just head on over to a site like Panty Pops and have yourself a good ‘ole fucking time. I’m sure there are probably other ways to celebrate this holiday but I can’t think of any that I’m really interested in. After all, once you viewed the porn all that you really want to do is take a nap anyway.

Okay, now that I’ve dispensed with that little bit of business, let me tell you all of the slang terms I know about panties. Want to hear them’ Okay, here goes: panties are knickers, briefs, underpants, drawers, squirrel covers, step-ins, scanties, trousers, trunks, g-strings, smalls, v covers, bloomers and cunt capes. Do you know any other slang terms for this article of clothing’

Well that does it for me today folks. Be sure to enjoy this holiday on June 22nd. While you do that, I’ll be busy crafting another glorious porn blog to share with you. Until that time arrives, however, be sure to be kind to each other and be safe on the Internet. I shall return next time.