Mardi Gras Porn

‘Now That’s A Mardi Gras Party’-Photo Courtesy of Dare Dorm

Mardi Gras is upon us once more. That time of year when people can cut loose before they have to submit to their religious restrictions. It’s a time known for drinking, decadence and boobs. And it is the time of the year that I love to check out babes’both on the streets and on Dare Dorm.

Now, I have to confess that I don’t go to Mardi Gras every single year like I used to do. No, I’m slowing down a little bit in my old age. I probably won’t hit the streets this year, but will certainly entertain the idea next year. This year, I think that I am going to curl up with my laptop and enjoy some Dare Dorm.

When I was younger, it was a hell of a lot of fun to hit the streets and enjoy the festivities. Heading downtown to see some Midwestern titties, drinking copious amounts of beer and just enjoying the pageantry. Occasionally, a fight would break out and things would get really interesting. And it was always too crowded, but the crowds were never too big of a problem.

Of course, there were a fair amount of hassles as well. It was tough finding a place to park and if you parked in the wrong spot, then you got your car towed. The police would have to increase their involvement because people were doing what they weren’t supposed to be doing. Things such as the aforementioned fighting and urinating in public. And things have only gotten worse from what I hear. Police are now going to be cracking down on women flashing their tits in public. Oh man, count me out if there aren’t going to be titties. I can’t imagine Fat Tuesday without a big ‘ole pair of titties in my face. That, and someone bumping into me and spilling my beer.

For those of you looking to join in on the Fat Tuesday celebrations, then you certainly have your choice of venues. There are Mardi Gras celebrations all over the country. From New Orleans, Louisiana to St. Louis, Missouri to Pensacola, Florida. And there all celebrations all over the world. From the U.S to Europe and everywhere in between. There’s plenty of rowdy fun to go around.

Those of you who are doing like I am and spending the day at home, might want to check out Dare Dorm. You can get the Fat Tuesday feel of debauchery, except that it’s multiplied to the hundredth degree. Sitting at home with this porn site pulled up on your computer and enjoying the alcoholic beverage of your choice is really the way to go.

Well, that does it for me today. I want to take the opportunity to wish everyone a happy little holiday’even though it’s not officially one. Go and have yourself some fun, just be responsible and don’t get too carried away. I’ll see you on the flip side. Be safe out there and be sure to come back for some more great porn talk.