Squirt Coach

"Her Pussy is about to blow!!" – Photo courtesy of Squirt Coach

Summer is coming to an end. So I thought that we would give the season one last splash before autumn crept back into out lives. I thought long and hard about how to do this and decided that I would take a moment to revisit the joys of female ejaculation. And I found the perfect site for this trip down memory lane and it’s called Squirt Coach.

What made me decide to talk about pussy squirting’ Well, to be honest with you it had a lot to do with the Deepwater Horizon oil spill. You see, as I watched all the oil flow up from the deep hole in the floor of the ocean, all I could think about was how much it looked like a pussy squirting. Okay, it may seem a bit odd, but it really did. All those fluids endlessly flowing up in big plumes reminded me of pussies unleashing their primal fluids after an intense organsm.

Of course there were differences between the two. The oil spill released dark brown and black fluids from the depths of its hole, while pussies squirt plumes of clear fluids. Another difference was that the hole out in the middle of the ocean didn’t have a set of fabulous lips surrounding it, and squirting pussies do. The last difference between the two was that a whole lot more fluid came out of that hole than would cum out of a million squirting pussies. But other than those minor differences, the two are pretty similar.

Of course, squirting pussies are a whole lot more environmental friendly to the environment. While BP will spend tens of millions of dollars on cleaning up their mess, girls who squirt their pussies all over the place can pretty much get away with it. Think about it. If some girl ejaculated all over you kitchen floor, or all over you, than you probably wouldn’t give a rat’s ass. In fact, it would probably be a sign that the evening was going pretty fucking well. At least it would for me.

The oil leak has finally been plugged, but the girls at Squirt Coach sure haven’t been. These ladies are still squirting their loads of hot pussy juice all over the place and I am truly greatful. Sure, there are guys on the site who are trying to plug these leaks with their cocks, but I think that they only make things worse. They keep sticking their rods, their tongues and their fingers into these mighty gushing holes and they just can’t contain the leaks. Not that we want them too. These ladies on Squirt Coach can go ahead and blow their gushers all day and all night, it won’t make a difference to the environment and we love the fuck out of it.

Why not head on over to Squirt Coach and see the biggest leaks of the summer before the summer is officially done. I betting that these girls squirting their pussies will be the greatest thing that you have seen this summer and will make it all worth it. Yes, it’s time to make a big splash and see some great female ejaculation videos and pictures.