Tasty Thanksgiving Sex

‘Pass the Breasts Please’ -Photo Courtesy of Pornstars Like It Big

I’ve been a porn reviewer and blogger for over a decade now and needless to say, I’ve seen some very odd fucking things. However, one of the strangest things I’ve ever seen is Thanksgiving Porn and a lot of people are looking for it. Fortunately, they can find it on sites such as Pornstars Like It Big.

If you’ve read previous blogs of mine or have just been surfing the world of porn for awhile, then you probably know that Pornstars Like It Big not only delivers some of the sexiest adult actresses in the business and the hottest hardcore action, but they also tend to deliver some very interesting scenes as well. Especially since their mother network, Brazzers, likes to make some pretty cool porn parodies.

What I didn’t know, however, was that this site was beginning to film more and more Thanksgiving Porn and Pilgrim Porn. And do you know why that’s the case’ That’s because more and more people are beginning to search for this term on Google. Who would’ve thought that watching a turkey getting stuffed would make so many fucking people horny’ Certainly not me.

I’ve known for quite some time that people search for holiday porn. Searches for Xmas, Halloween, Black Friday and Valentine porn have been popular for years. But what I didn’t know was that these holiday search terms were being joined by terms such as Pilgrim, winter, turkey, and Pocahontas. Wow, I wonder what’s next to pop up’are cranberry pornos going to be the next big thing’

I was so curious about this phenomenon that I decided to head on over to Pornstars Like It Big to check it out for myself. I just had to see what the mystique was behind this genre. Do you know what I found when I got there’ I found that this type of hardcore action is fucking hot. Damn, now I’m destined to watch these movies every year. However, that isn’t the worst thing. The worst thing about it is I’m never going to be able to see a turkey, a plate of stuffing or some canned cranberry jelly without getting a hard-on.

What is this type of action like, you ask’ Well, if you really want to know you should check it out for yourself but I will give you a hint. Some of the scenes are about orgies that occur during the holiday meal and others have more of a cosplay element to it. Go check it out, you won’t be disappointed.

Now, if you’ll excuse me I have to go watch some Thanksgiving Porn…um, I mean I have to go grocery shopping for some holiday sides. And maybe buying my wife a Pocahontas uniform, I’m not sure. Until I return, be safe out there and don’t stuff yourself too much this season.