Boobs On Demand

"I’ll Take Those Tits For A Day" – Photo Courtesy Of Busty Beauties

Today we are going to delve into the subject of Big Tits on demand. Except we aren’t going to do it in the way that you suspect, at least not completely. We aren’t going to be talking about Busty Beauties in porn very much. Our main objective is going to be talking about temporary boob jobs.

There is a new surgical procedure that can turn plain Janes who has nothing but ant hills tucked up under their blouses into true Busty Beauties. How do they do that you ask’ They do it by injecting the tits in question with a saline solution that will make their tits look bigger for about 24 hours. That way, a chick can perk up her boobies when she goes on a date or out to the club with her girlfriends. If she has the requisite $2500 dollars.

This whole idea of instant, albeit temporary, boobs really fascinated me. Now women who normally wouldn’t wouldn’t get boob jobs because they didn’t want to permanently alter their bust size can now just get one for that important date or appointment.

That isn’t the end of the story though folks. Doctors are now working on another advancement in titty technology. What they call ‘vacation boobs’. These are breast enlargements that only last about two to three weeks. Just long enough for a chick to up those breasticle sizes in time to show them off at the beach. Expect to see plenty of massive mammary glands at the beach this summer.

I am sure that all of these new breast enlargement techniques are great for women—as well as the men who really adore big titties; whether they’re fake or not—but I can’t really say that I can get behind this idea all that much. Sure, I was fascinated and intellectually curious when I discovered them, but I do have a couple of problems with the whole idea.

First and foremost, I love big tits as much as the next guy. However, I love Big Naturals, not fake ass tits. The second thing that I don’t like about them is that they are kind of false advertising. Imagine you hook up with a chick who has some really nice bra balloons and start going out with her. You are really digging her big D-cups, or whatever size they are, and you start a relationship with her. All seems to be going well. That is, until you wake up one morning and notice that her tits have shrunk like some beach ball that was left out in the cold too long. I imagine that would be shocking and demoralizing at the same time.

I guess that you just can’t argue with advancing technology. It is just going to keep on rolling on whether we like it or not. It’s kind of weird that these advances are all happening at one though. I mean, for the past hundred years breasts enlargements have changed very little. Then all of a sudden we have two boob advances in the same month. Hmm, I wonder if this is because the scientists watched too much porn and it made them work even harder on the problem of Prime Cups.