Big Boob Valentine

"These juggs are better than a fucking card" – Photo Courtesy of Scoreland

Us guys really have a thing for big boobs, don’t we’ No matter what the circumstances, life is always made better with huge juggs. In fact, if it wasn’t for sites such as Scoreland, then I don’t think I could make it through a complete week. And I know many of you will agree with me.

And the holidays make me think about large knockers all the more. Thanksgiving always makes me think of big tits thanks to all the talk about breasts. Christmas makes me think about them too because I really can’t think of a better gift than a pair of gigantic knockers. Valentine’s Day is the worst, however. This is the time that all I can think about is boobies. Especially big ones like you can find on Scoreland.

Now I know that Valentine’s Day is really about the women in your life. Most guys don’t give a fuck about it. We normally just pretend like we do so we can get out dick’s wet in our girlfriend’s or wife’s pussies. I would care more about it, however, if I got what I really wanted for a present. Big tits.

The women in my life always give me shitty presents. Sure, I don’t tell them that they do, but they do. It’s always something lame like a new tie or some gaudy silk boxers that have hearts all over them. I never really get what I want. I never really get a nice pair of D Cup tits.

Sorry ladies, but you can’t give gifts to save your life. And I think that’s because most women out there don’t understand how the male mind works. What us guys want is really simple. After all, we are simple creatures. We want food, sex and to be left the fuck alone. If women would keep that in mind, then Valentine Day gifts for us would be a whole lot better.

So ladies need to put away the cards, the stupid boxers and the lame ass ties. They just need to give us the three things we really want from them. Ass, tits and pussy. That’s it. If they want to throw in a nice dinner and tickets to a hockey game, then that would be fine too. But start off with the top three first.

If women can manage to do that for us guys, then their gifts would get a whole lot better. Guaranteed. Their flower bouquets would get bigger and more colorful. Their dinners more expensive. Valentine’s Day would really be exciting. Both for the girls and the guys.

That’s right. If you ladies out there want better gifts, then you need to up your game. Fuck our brains out on Valentine’s Day. Wine, dine and 69 us. Wake us up by smothering us with your tits. Give us all the pussy that I want. So much, Iwe couldn’t make one more stroke if our life depended on it. That’s what we want for Valentine’s Day. No doubt about it.

And if you really want to impress us, then get us a porn memberships to a site such as Big Tit Boss. Then you can really rest assured that we are going to think your cool all year round.