X Rated Classics

"Ron Jeremy eating out" – Photo courtesy of X Rated Classics

If you had a time machine what would you do with it’ Would you go back to the time of the dinosaurs and see a T-Rex up close and personal’ Would you change the course of world events or invest money in a company that you knew was going to be huge’ Well, for me I would use the time machine for a slightly different purpose. I would head back into time and bang one of the classic porn actresses of days gone by.

Okay, I know what your thinking. I wouldn’t stand a snowballs chance in hell at dipping my wick into one of the fine ladies. But, everybody has to have a dream. I could at least go back in time and sit in on the taping of one of vintage porn movies like Deep Throat, Screwdriver or New York Vice. I would make myself a nice big bag of popcorn and sit down and enjoy the show.

Hey, I thought that was a really good idea. And then I found a porn site called X Rated Classics and decided that I didn’t need a damn time machine because this site had all the vintage porn that I would ever need. And I’m not kidding either. X Rated Classics has famous matress actresses like Christy Canyon, Linda Lovelace, Ginger Lynn, Anna Malle, Nina Hartley, Stacey Donovan, Vanessa del Rio and Lisa DeLeeuw. And these great porn starlets are getting stabbed by the biggest names in the world like John Holmes, Ron Jeremy, Peter North and Harry Reems.

Just check out the above picture. Its a great movie featuring Ron Jeremy as a waiter at an Italian restaurant (wait, isn’t he Jewish’ Oh, never mind) serving some pasta to a hot little cutie who wanted to eat a big meal, but didn’t want what was on the menu!! Of course, Ron Jeremy was more than happy to give this horny vixen what she needed, but not before stopping for a quick bite of pasta before he dug into his after dinner pie!!

You see what I mean. You just can’t find porn like this anymore. Vintage porn movies are sometimes funny, sometimes silly but always hot as fucking hell. And another great thing about vintage porn is that most of the girls are made the way that nature intended. After all, these were the days before silicon breast implants and Brazillian waxes became all the rage. I don’t know about you, but I like my ladies to be all natural and ready to fuck.

So, if your spending your evenings designing your time machine, or trying to decode the mysteries of the space time continuum than stop right now. Head on over to X Rated Classics and get your fill of vintage porn. The only time machine you will ever need is your computer. X Rated Classics is a site that will take you into the good old days of porn and you will never want to come back to the present.